Psh, rape? I doubt anyone here is unwilling.



Why do you want this topic dead so much. And you make it seem like this thread is turning us into zombies. Sexy retarded zombies.

kthx. ill wach me speling nxt tim3s.




Bring it on! Or better yet...hey...you know your shoelace is untied...:D



Now that's epic. We all know who the sexiest zombie here would be.

Not too sure about the retarded part though. I'm still working on that.

And don't worry about UX. He/she just loves the attention. He'll/she'll even post here again to prove it. You'll see.

Oh Arkane, you're such a sexy retarded zombie. =D

.... vroom vroom? XD

YES! I've been promoted to retarded!

What do I win? Being special and all now? Eh? Eh?



If UX doesn't come back, we'll be stuck as sexy retarded zombies...forever!

Now, nobody panic. I've been in this same situation before. Well, it was more like a Cookie Craving Prostitutes disease, but, same basic thing.

Everyone knows that to stop a zombie epidemic, we'll need to destroy the original zombie first. It's obvious that UX is compelled to get this topic locked, before our curse is lifted. This proves UX is guilty!

Now UX, you have one of two choices.


One, you come along quietly, and we'll act like this whole incident never happened.


Two, we shoot this puppy:



We didn't want it to be like this, but now we have no choice.

The choice is yours. Time is running out...

(Don't worry everyone, I know what I'm doing. Everything is under control.)

But I want to stay sexy forever!
D:
If it costs me to lose a limb here or there or have my flesh deteriorating, that's just something I'll have to deal with myself.

Oh and I was thinking, about rape, wouldn't that be classified as necrophilia on your father's part, Arkane?

Edited by Blazen on June 20, 2009 at 8:26:42.

Oh crap, now super sexy zombies have Powerpuff girl powers.. DDDDD:

FINE! But I'm King Sexy Retard Zombie. DON'T YOU FORGET IT.




Oh snap! I'm definitely staying as a S.R.Z. now! Make that, Sexy Retard Powerpuff Zombie!

So, we have super powers, the ability to fly, super strength, super speed, drop-dead good-looks (pun intended), licenses to be retarded, and we're undead.

What don't we have?

A nuke.

I have to admit, this topic has made me laugh.

Besides, some of us 'retards', prefer the term Idiot Savant.

One day, we'll all find villages missing their idiots.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEVERRRRRRR!!! All villages must have idiots. (runs tourd RisingDragon trying to hit him but trips)ow...

HEY, YOU IDIOT! GET BACK INTO YOUR PEN!

*rounds up ring man with crop*

No free range idiots allowed in my town!

From the looks of it, ringman is RisingDragon's idiot, so congratas RD, here is your idiot. He was running to you, after all.
*hands RD ringman in a cage, with a sign that says 'Do Not Feed the Idiots'*

It's almost like having a... dumb pet... or a slowpoke.

Every village needs some idiot insurance I guess.

Or a backup.

Dont poke ring with stick ring hates stick!!!(looks at nearest stick and gives it the finger)

Guns make a mess, knives are more precise.

As far as the Village Idiot goes, sounds like Doc has his hands full as of late.

I'm sorry Doc, but I have been lurking for so long I kind of forgot how. D:

Somebody turn me on, please.




Brains? P:

Edited by Morphman on June 23, 2009 at 22:07:55.

HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also yeah UX keep your retarded mouth shut and don't post a thread so stupid, it can turn on you as you can see

Fuck Chuck Norris.

Honestly, why are there such devoted fans? He isn't that great.

Bruce Lee is where it's at, even though he's dead.

Arkane is right.

Bruce Lee isn't dead, guys, he's on Dracula's Moon Base.

I love that video of them fighting. Of course, Bruce Lee's wins, but you've still gotta hand it to Chuck.

You know who else is on that moon the ANTI SANTA!!! That's right I know wear you are!