I've decided that I am going to award people "points" for cleverness. These points are not a server thing, it's all me.

All that happens is that I tell people they get points, they screen shot me saying it.

First person to get to a hundred points from me gets a stack of diamonds.

Sucking up will result in negative points.

Permanently awarding me the title of princess will result in an automatic 1000 points,(hint hint, Doc :D).

I also enjoy corny, punny jokes. Those will get points.

Cory will start off with -50 points because he doesn't need diamonds, and I think he may actually accept the challenge.

Bribery will not be accepted, so if you seem to get more points from giving me cookies, that is just a coincidence.

Phrogie and Strongforge are ineligible, because the two of them make me laugh so hard I have trouble breathing on a daily basis.

Let the games begin! Points can only be given by me, but if you say something particularly amazing and send me a screen shot, I may award you extra ones for the effort.

So do we post said screen shots for tracking?
If so:

awesome. Since you posted that the points are official, as are Salifax's negative ones.