What\'s the worst joke you\'ve ever heared?

Mine is:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What\'s the worst joke you\'ve ever heared?

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Where doe\'s saddam keep his book\'s?

In a-raq

MY GOD THAT JOKE IS SO F**KING STUPID!

[font=comic sans ms]Mine is:

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth man ducks.

DAMMIT, I hate that joke to no end.....[/font]

I s\'pose that\'s like mine: A man walks into a bar then yells out to everyone \"OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!\"

Why did the frog cross the road?
Cause he was stapled to a chicken .
its so stupid its not even worth reading.

Why did the chicken cross the playground

To get to the other slide

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...................so not funny:rolleyes:

You got it wrong.

A man walked into a bar. He said, \"Ouch.\"

The worst but yet FUNNIEST joke is:

\"Do you want to hear a dirty joke?\"
\"Yeah!\"
\"The pig fell in the mud.\"
\"...\"

These jokes really do suck! I dont hear any jokes ever

Honestly, the worse a joke is, the funnier it is to me. Unless it\'s total crap like \"why did the chicken cross the road?\" That was never funny. Stupid=funny. Be it people or jokes. And stupid people with bad jokes are just comedy gold.

One of my favorite bad jokes is the \"grape jelly\" joke. It\'s a long one, so get ready.

A student was once assigned a report in school. Being a very important report, it was worth a lot of points. The teacher asked only that it be on a serious or important subject. That night, the kid was up until all kinds of hours trying to decide what it should be about. Finally, he made his decision. \"Screw it. I\'m just gonna do the report on grape jelly.\" The next day the kid comes to school with his grape jelly report. The teacher takes one look at it and says \"What are you, some kind of idiot? I won\'t have it. Go to the principal\'s office. NOW!\" The kid goes. The principal asks him why he\'s there. He tells him his teacher sent him there because of something he did. When the principal asks him what it was, he tells him, \"I wrote a report on grape jelly.\" The principal says \"You must be some kind of idiot. I don\'t wanna see you. Get out of my school.\" He leaves, and catches the city bus home. The bus driver says \"Isn\'t it a little early to be leaving school?\" He tells the bus driver \"I got sent to the principal\'s office, then got kicked out of school.\" The bus driver asks him why. Same answer. Wrote a report on grape jelly. \"What the hell?!?! Get off my bus, you punk.\" He does. He\'s forced to walk the rest of the way home. When he gets home his father asks him why he\'s home early. \"I was sent to the principal\'s office, then kicked out of school, then kicked off the bus on the way back.\" \"But why?\" his father asks. \"I wrote a report on grape jelly.\" His father was PO\'ed. \"Grape jelly? No son of mine writes a report on grape jelly. I\'m afraid you\'re officially disowned. Now go.\" He leaves. Sitting on the corner of the street, contemplating his actions, an old lady asks him what he\'s doing. He tells her how he got sent to the principal\'s office, kicked out of school, kicked off the bus, and disowned by his parents. \"Oh my, what could you have done?\"......... \"I wrote a report on grape jelly.\" The old lady, disgusted with the kid, began hitting him with her bag. Just then a cop comes around and pulls the old lady away from him. \"Alright, what\'s going on here?\" he asks. \"Well, I got sent to the principal\'s office, kicked out of school, kicked off the bus, thrown out of my house, and as if that weren\'t bad enough, this old lady starts beating on me.\" \"Well geez, son,\" the cop says, \"what did you do to deserve all that?\" *sigh*... \"I wrote a report on grape jelly.\" The cop goes, \"Ah! No wonder. I\'m gonna have to ask you to come with me.\" The kid gets thrown in jail without trial. He meets and befriends a guy named Bubba. Bubba asks him what he did to get thrown in jail. \"Well just today, I got kicked out of class, kicked out of school, thrown off the bus, disowned by my father, beaten by an old lady, picked up by a cop, and here I am.\" Bubba says \"Holy crap. Musta been pretty bad huh?\" He nods. Later he finds out that Bubba is planning a jailbreak and agrees to take the kid with him. They manage to make it out of jail, and while hiding along the edge of the road, waiting to make sure they\'re safe, Bubba finally asks him, \"So what did you do anyway?\" The kid says \"I wrote a report on grape jelly\" Bubba had never heard anything so horrible. \"What? Get out of here now, or else!\" He panics and makes a run for it out across the road they\'d been hiding near, and gets hit by a truck.

What\'s the moral of the story?

Pretty bad, huh? I\'ve heard quite a few bad ones, but that\'s easily the longest.

That was funny but whats with the grape jelly?

A man walked down the street and died........:rofl: NOT

Right...I\'m slowly walking away...slowly...slowly...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Runs off screaming*

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What was a good joke?:conf:

Good pic, Make.

And Airman..it\'s heard, not heared..for info.

I wasn\'t sure which topic to put this joke under so I decided to put it here:

A little boy is off to school one day. While he is there, his favorite cat gets killed. His mother becomes concerned about how he will handle the tragic news. When the boy comes home she tells him what happened and tells not to worry since \"the cat is in heaven with God now.\" The child asks, \"What\'s God going to do with a dead cat?\"

This is a new joke i heared from some guys who where trying to diss each other it goes like is

You are so poor you drink soup with a tooth picks. Now come on you can\'t be that poor at least drink with a paper cup.

Here a joke i heared

Your house is so hidious i was triped by a coach and a fly stoled my wallet.:lol: sounds crazy.

and this one. you so black your mother don\'t let you out at night cause you will blend in with the darkness.

You are so thin you did the limbo under my door.Thats just crazy not even Dhalsim could do that. ;D

More Crazy Jokes to come

your mother is so dumb she staired at orange juice just because it said concertrate...

this one is funny you are so poor when i opened your front door i was already in your backyard

Some kid at school told me this stupid joke,what do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?an octurkey!Truly that boy shoud be ashamed of himself.:(

AirMan: I sence a disturbance in the force.

Windman: I feel it also, Master.

Airman: Someone\'s bumped up this topic.

[quote]Originally posted by Phatman Dover
[font=comic sans ms]Mine is:

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth man ducks.

DAMMIT, I hate that joke to no end.....[/font] [/quote]

Almost like mine. Three men walk into a bar, you think they would\'ve seen it coming :lol::rolleyes:

How are the middle eastern countries named:

Through stories like this
he through a rock(iraq) at me and I ran(Iran)

[Edited on 26-10-2003 by the_dreamer36]

It goes like this:


Knock Knock!

Who\'s there?

Megaman!

Megaman who?

Megaman Legends!

[quote]Originally posted by the_dreamer36
How are the middle eastern countries named:

Through stories like this
he through a rock(iraq) at me and I ran(Iran)

[Edited on 26-10-2003 by the_dreamer36] [/quote]


Funny!

Who told you that one?

[quote]Originally posted by Mega X.exe
[quote]Originally posted by the_dreamer36
How are the middle eastern countries named:

Through stories like this
he through a rock(iraq) at me and I ran(Iran)

[Edited on 26-10-2003 by the_dreamer36] [/quote]


Funny!

Who told you that one? [/quote]
My friend told me that.

It\'s better than my joke