Hi!

There was like a quiz in NOM UK\'s September edition. I want to know what you\'re like as gamers. Please, if you have time, take the quiz then I\'ll reply the resaults in this topic.

You\'ll have 7 questions--each with a choice of four answers (A,B,C,D) all you have to do is write the letter of the answer you chose. So! Here goes nothing...

1. How many video games do you own?

A. I may have an old Game & Watch somewhere. It\'s about this plumber chap, I think.

B. I\'ve got the new FIFA and about eight old ones. I had Metroid Prime, but I swapped it for a picture of Jordan in her pants.

C. Quite a few. There\'s a handful of sports games and shooters that I dip into and I\'ve usually got a bigger project on the go, like The Wind Waker.

D. Hundreds. No, thousands. I sold everything I own to get more games and now I sleep under a big pile of GameCube cases in the street. And I don\'t regret it.

2. What is your ideal Saturday night?

A. After a hard day\'s train spotting, I like to unwind with a nice brew and watch my old videos of Countdown.

B. Go out, get lashed up, come home, play FIFA. Fall asleep on the couch and clean the vomit off the controller on the Sunday Afternoon when I wake up.

C. Get in a KFC bargain bucket and run aroiund Tallon IV until my eyes dry up. Keep hammering the Coke to stay awake, but eventually give in at about 4am.

D. Saturday night? Ha Ha! I mock your outmoded date system! My week has only two days: The first day lasts 90 hr and I blitz games constantly until I pass out; when I come round, I write off the lost time as a day or two and go again.

3. What\'s the best Mario Game?

A. Mario? Do you mean Mario lanza?

B. The one with the monkey that chucks things. Monkeys rule, man!

C. Err, Mari 64? No, Mario Kart on the Super NES. Or Mario World. Argh! It\'s definately not Mario 2. Will that do?

D. I live in Mario world for real. I jumped on a Koopa once and I think it died. My little brother was certainly upset. He said it was his pet tortoise, but I explained that Koopas are the ENERMY and MUST BE DESTROYED.

4. How often do you visit you local video games store?

A. I walked past once, and there was a picture of a pointy-eared boy in the window holding a sword. I was so frightened I went to the toilet with my trouses on.

B. I get my games from the supermarket. £44 ($110) for Enter The Matrix is a deal and a half!

C. Once a week, at least. Sometimes I pop down in the week to try and persuade them to sell me a new release on the Wednesday or Thursday.

D. My DVD case Shack sits on the pavement outside GAME. I just know Nintendo is going to try and sneak Mario 128 into the shops any day now and I need to be on the scene.

5. Do you play games with your mates?

A. Oh, yes! One time me and bertie were at Waterloo and I said: \'Look Bertie! The Flying Scotsman!\' Bertie twisted around so quickly that he dislocated his spine. The ambulance driver wondered why I was laughing so hard.

B. Sure! Man U versus Real Madrid. If I\'m losing, I unplug the other pad.

C. You\'ve got to, haven\'t you? Timsplitters 2 is a complete waste of time if you don\'t play multiplayer. And don\'t get me started on GoldenEye 007 and Mario Kart. Actually, do you fancy a game now? I am SO killing on Battle mode 4.

D. Mates? M-A-T-E-S? I\'ll have to look that word up on the internet and get back to you.

6. Who is Shigeru Miyamoto?

A. Is he the one that\'s married to Posh Spice?

B. That\'s that action movie guy! No, wait, that\'s John Woo.

C. Only the creater of some of the finest video games in history. He\'s a legend!

D. HE\'S MY DAD. He must me. I love Nintendo so much it must be genetic. I asked my mum if she had an affair with a Japanese, but she wouldn\'t admit it. Actually, I accused her directly over the family Christmas lunch. Maybe that\'s why Daddy left...

7. What do you think of the new GBA?

A. My friend Ernie had that done recently. He said it hurt a little bit, but now he can go to the toilet while he\'s lying down. His daughter Sarah empties the bag when he rings a buzzer.

B. It\'s wicked! It looks like a little laptop! I\'m going to get one. What game am I going to get? It plays games too!? Kick ass!

C. It\'s pretty neat, bit I\'m in no rush to get one. My old one fits in my hands nicely. I\'m pretty pissed off that nintento didn\'t put a light in it in the first place.

D. I hate it. The battery only lasts, what, ten hours? At least with the old one I can have a stack full of durecell on hand so I can fginish all of Advance Wars in a single sitting.


So. That\'s it. lay the answers out like this:

1. C
2. C
3. C
4. C
5. C
6. C
7. C

NOTE: The above is only an example. It\'s not necessarily what I think!:miam:

[Edited on 2-9-2003 by AirMan]

D
. (i dont compare to any of the choices)
C
C
C
C
B

Yay

You\'re mostly like the guys at NOM UK. Good lad! You\'re right into your nintendo, because you\'ve realised that vidio games are a kick-ass way to spent your time. Don\'t get too sucked in though. Keep talking to real people. Eat occasionally. Mario is NOT real.

I did that test when i got the magazine and i got, You\'re mostly like the guys at NOM UK. Good lad! You\'re right into your nintendo, because you\'ve realised that vidio games are a kick-ass way to spent your time. Don\'t get too sucked in though. Keep talking to real people. Eat occasionally. Mario is NOT real

Just like me!

1.D
2.C
3.C
4.D
5.C
6.D(hehe)
7.D
XD

1. How many video games do you own?
D


2. What is your ideal Saturday night?
D


3. What\'s the best Mario Game?
D


4. How often do you visit you local video games store?
C


5. Do you play games with your mates?
D

6. Who is Shigeru Miyamoto?
C


7. What do you think of the new GBA?
X

Mario isn\'t real?! Geez, this test is obviously full of error.

Hes real, he starred in his own horrible movie back in the early 90\'s.

And it SUCKED :madgo:

[font=comic sans ms]Hrm well this looks like fun.

1) D
2) C
3) C
4) C
5) C
6) D
7) C

Well, have fun flogging me. Or whatever it is you British do. Weirdos.[/font]

Phatman Dover, normally I take insults as a joke but what I CANNOT take is raceism. IT IS NOT A JOKE! JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT THE SAME RACE AS YOU, YOU CANNOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT! THIS IS AN INTERNETIONAL BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:madgo::madgo::madgo:

Elburito & JaZZ:

You\'re Psychos! Look dudes, we don\'t want any trouble. Take the giant Samus statuue if you want, but don\'t hurt us. We know the streets are full of Zombies. We believe you, man. Please go now. We\'re not calling the police! My mum\'s phone number is 999 (or 911/121 etc.) as well! Hello? HELP US!

Phatman Dover:

You\'re mostly like the guys at NOM UK (except that you are racist against the british. They are british:madgo: ). Good lad! You\'re right into your nintendo, because you\'ve realised that vidio games are a kick-ass way to spent your time. Don\'t get too sucked in though. Keep talking to real people. Eat occasionally. Mario is NOT real.

[Edited on 3-9-2003 by AirMan]

i am the bigest gamer alive!

Here I go....
1) C
2) A
3) C
4) C
5) C
6) C
7) B

Mole you may (or may not) be the biggest gamer but are you the best?

Mole, if you are really the biggest gamer in the world, prove it by taking the actual test.

Kokuryu-ha--You\'re mostly like the guys at NOM UK. Good lad! You\'re right into your nintendo, because you\'ve realised that vidio games are a kick-ass way to spent your time. Don\'t get too sucked in though. Keep talking to real people. Eat occasionally. Mario is NOT real

[Edited on 11-9-2003 by AirMan]

1. D
2. D
3. D
4. C
5. A
6. C
7. C

What does NOM UK mean anyways?

I\'m not phyco, I havent touched my ps2 for like 10 days!

[quote]Originally posted by AirMan
Phatman Dover, normally I take insults as a joke but what I CANNOT take is raceism. IT IS NOT A JOKE! JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT THE SAME RACE AS YOU, YOU CANNOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT! THIS IS AN INTERNETIONAL BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:madgo::madgo::madgo:[Edited on 3-9-2003 by AirMan] [/quote]

[font=comic sans ms]Relax, chill. I meant it as a joke. I don\'t mind the British, actually they kick ass right up there with the Irish.

Besides, Britain is where Monty Python was spawned. Case closed, I like British. (Hum, I may have to tone down the jokes a little...)

Besides, British are not a race of peoples; British = class of white people. Not really a race, just a class. Like Americans are not a race of people. Just a subdivision.[/font]


[Edited on 5-9-2003 by Phatman Dover]

this is really weird but here goes nothing(or is it something O.O;)
1.d
2.none of those choices apply to me
3.b(^^i looves monkeys)
4.c
5.d
6.c
7.c(i already have one(since my gba was stolen:madgo:)but i dont think there THAT GREAT)

well i got
c
d
c
c
b
c
b

1.D
2.D
3.D
4.D
5.C
6.D
7.C

1.D
2.D
3.D
4.C
5.A
6.C
7.C
if I forgot something it will be CCCCCCC

as i said i am the biggest gameer but im not the greatinst

C
C
C
C
C
C
C



[Edited on 11-9-2003 by ElecMan]

Bass SP, Haisou, Mole, ProtoMan SP, ElecMan - You\'re mostly like the guys at NOM UK. Good lad! You\'re right into your nintendo, because you\'ve realised that vidio games are a kick-ass way to spent your time. Don\'t get too sucked in though. Keep talking to real people. Eat occasionally. Mario is NOT real.

Cypher - YOU\'RE A PHYCHO! Look dude, we don\'t want any trouble. Take the giant Samus statue if you want, but don\'t hurt us. We know the streets are full of zombies. We believe you. Please go, now. We\'re not calling the poliece! My mum\'s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!