Firstly.. I\'m not a dude.. Secondly.. it sounds like you gave him good reason to yell. Plus, a light smack in the head does not warrant a kick in the stomach.

[Edited on 14-9-2004 by Shadowfire]

Calm down! I can see if the teacher was an ass, but for that, that was mean! Get a grip!

In art, I had to try and draw a bhuda picture the exact way it was, and I colored him green, and I wrote things all over the paper like \"loser, moron, stupid, idiot, ugly, ect!\" Ms. Hellman even hung it up on the wall!:eek:

Mrs. Banfield is weird! In Career Prep, she visited our class, and she yelled at me and told me to stop drawing. She was ranting about making your goals when your young. She asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up, and I said \"DRAW!\" The weird thing is, through the whole class, she was staring at me! And when she first came in, she knew my name!:eek: I\'m a freshman! I don\'t know her!

There are little pictures that Giga Plant hung up through the school, and they are of a plumbing truck with a guy in a toilet painted on the side! At the top, it says \"On the job, and on the john!\" The teachers haven\'t seen this yet! They are blind!

Mr. York (aka Dr. Light) was wearing a pink shirt one day, and me and Variable were quietly commenting \"Only REAL men wear pink!\"

I go to the art room for study hall with Variable, and that class is ALL girls! All we could hear was weird girl talk about tampons and other such crap! One girl made a sign that said \"Wrap used tampons before disposal\" and showed us all! It was odd! After that, she put it in the girl\'s bathroom!

I was dying from the permanent marker fumes today! We had to color with them! Those fumes drove me mad!


That\'s all for me!

Well, in 2nd lunch (in geography class) I was opening my juice box (Capri Sun) and I took a small sip,and I sprayed a tiny squirt, on this girl\'s breasts, and I said \"Bulls-Eye!\" she said \"Refreshing!\" and I said \"What the Fuck is going on....?\" and I said \"My Word?\" And I backed off.....

This one, happens alot! My bus, 5013, has a bunch of perverted horn-balls, and this boy, Timmy, tried to have sex with a boy, Bryan, and I said \"Oh, my fucking god! Timmy loves him in a sexual way!\" This always happens! Zero, this is true, I\'m not making this up!

[Edited on 16-9-2004 by Kiryu]

This isn\'t really freaky, it\'s just plain stupid.

Back in 7th grade I was sitting in front of this kid named Alex. I started to sit indian style on the seat and Alex looked on my shoe and said what someone wrote on it out loud. It said \"F*** you\". He said it out loud when the teacher was talking and everybody looked at him like he was an idiot.

LOL! That\'a a slam and a half!

Kiyru, the boys at your school are worst than the ones at mine!

LOL!

Ok, this girl at my school, her name is Monica. She has a stuffed bra! Her tits are like mountains! She is so skinny, they have to be fake!

Now, back to Kalynn the fat one! She takes up a whole bus seat now! She sits with someone, and half of her a$$ is in the aisle! That scares me! Man, I\'m surprised that they are not using plungers to push her through the door! She follows me and GigaPlant around all the time! We keep yelling at her!

If she sits on me, there will be nothing left of me!:cry: I\'m too young to die!

Our old hag of a bus driver has lost it! SHE IS LETTING THE DAMN LITTLE KIDS SIT UP BACK! We can\'t kick them out of the seat, and they are annoying. I always thought the back of the bus was for high schoolers!

LOL! = your prank!

I dunno if I posted this here or not, but last year, Garet tried to make a hot air baloon, and during the presentation, the baloon caught on fire! It made the alarms go off, and made a huge burn mark on the table! Mr. Lantz had to apoligize to no end!

A girl stepped on a frog, and its insides splattered on her shirt! Weird, huh?

This one time, a crime happened at my school. You see these bad kids cut 2 classes, and you what they did during, I saw them with guns and they went to the bank and stole 5000 dollars from there and took off before they called the cops {I\'m not lying} then they came back and shot some kids for no reason and got 10 years jail for robbery and murder.

And this one time, these bad kids told all the other bad kids to celebrate the last day of school by having a food fight. So on the last day of school, they had the worst food fight in history of the school and I was the only survivor seeing as I wasn\'t hit once{yay me}. And so till this day, we have a whole bunch of security cameras on the ceiling watching our every move.

Hmmm, odd school....

Today, during lunch, I got in trouble for cussing at Raymond, when he was being an ass. After that, me and Giga Plant were throwing a banana at each other, and someone commented that it was wierd, and stupid. Giga Plant threw the banana at her, and Ray threw it at me. It was all squishy, so I threw it on the ground! I laughed so hard! It was sick looking! All gooey! lol. It was fun!

In English, I was drawing, and the Fire Alarm went off. Oddly, It sounded like an old fashoned horn! We went outside, and I sat on the field, and began to draw. People were commenting on me having ants on my legs. It turns out, I SAT ON AN ANT HILL! LOL! It was a Red Ant Hill! :rofl:

ouch... sounds painful.. x.x

Get too many bites from fire ants and you\'ll die. Same thing goes for bullet ants.

No, they wer tiny RED ANTS, not fire ants. And fortunantly, I wasn\'t bitten...

Recently, I collected phone numbers, and calling people, in a scary voice..... I\'ll list them.

1: 305-725-3499

2: 305-202-9089

3: 305-388-5968

Call \'em, and say Kiryu (me) sent you. Mmmmkay?

OMFG! This is a first! Everyone was so annoying, Ms. Gates said out loud, \"Quiet down, your really starting to piss me off!\" Then another kid was like, \"Wow, you said a bad word.....Cool....\"

Today on the bus, we were up back, and Danny let out this huge ronchy one! We cracked up and covered our faces. Then Bethany farted! XoX In fact, after she farted, she puked on the floor of the bus! Everyone opened their windows!

In Career Prep, this tall mental kid came in to put a paper on the desk, and he bit a huge chunk of the paper, THEN set it on the desk. I was like, \"What the hell? At this age, I would hope you knew better than to eat paper!\"

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You screwed up the quote, just so you know. It doesn\'t need those r\'s.

But yeah, hang around the trouble makers in secret, and you can see alot of interesting things!

lets see

2 aliens are diskising as studen

thats the weirdest

Ummm... Well all the Science teachers start dancing whenever my science teacher put on music... kinda screwy...
And some kid was on my bus next to me so he tried to take a nap but the driver told him to get up so he started totally cursing out the bus driver and got arrested for something... And got like a month or so in prison for something... And i was RIGHT THERE. It was cool.

OK, we have this evil lady at our school. She\'s the librarian. One time, a friend of mine got punched in the gut, and she kicked him for being to loud!

So, some of you know that gwXtreme is a classmate o\' mine. Well he\'s partly to blame too.

He and another friend, Austin, had gotten kicked out earlier--this was yesterday--and she told gwXtreme, that she never wanted to hear his voice again.

So, this is where I step into the story. I was rather bored that day, and wanted to do something fun for a change. So, the three of us walk in, Austin picks up a book--Incidentally, it was written by Issac Asimov, who I\'ve been wanting to read for a while, and didn\'t know the library carried him--and started reading at the top of his lungs.

After about a minute, gwXtreme takes over, and than the librarian comes over and tells him she doesn\'t want to see him in the library for a very long time.

So we walk outside, and we find this button that says, \"Even cold fish need love,\". Which inspires us on a whole new level.

Those two are going to give her the button in our senior year, but it inspired Austin to write a note that said, \"Smile!\" But the problem was still that she would see him do it.

That\'s where I came in. My record was--and hopefully still is--spotless. So I sat down at a table, \"reading\" and made sure I could see the window of the door, and the librarian. When she got up to talk to someone across the room, I gave the thumbs up and they left the note. I waited a minute, looked at the clock and acted like I had forgotten about the time, and I ran out.

About 5 seconds later, she walked right into the main office. Which set us on a bit of a panic. gwXtreme and Austin were afraid of big trouble, I was afraid of my spotless record.

But it turns out we weren\'t suspect. At least not yet, if they fingerprint it they\'ll so catch Austin.

This is from last year before I went back to homeschooling
IT was lunchtime which is also known as scarf down your lunch before the buzzer sounds in fifteen moments any ways
me: Why the heck do we only have fifteen minutes to eat and a fifteen minute lunch break
Friend 1: dunno
Lunchlady Quiet over there
me: Oh go burn some bacon
Friend 2: hey did you hear bill got a can of sardines in his lunch
me:
Girls: *sit down*
Bill: sits down
so we ate a couple minutes 5 minutes later
me: hey we\'re done how about a lunch game
everyone at table: sure
Bill: I have to eat my sardines first
Me: give me that *grabs* *puts on friend 1 \'s tray* PASS THE SARDINES
Friend 1: pass the sardines
so it went around the table once then one of the girls who had not finished eating walked over and said
Girl: whats that.
now I had the can of sardines in my hand and I put it on her plate she shrieked and ran.

Do you people have anything better to do then look up all these topics from last year?

This is getting annoying.>_<

Well, according to what the Doc himself has said, it made more sense to put it in an existing topic than to make a new one.

Yeah, Plus newbies can look at all the posts from a popular old topic.

I remember when one of my friends \"double dared\" me to put my pinky finger in the electric pencil sharpener I told him you do it first and I\'ll give him ten bucks....and he did it there was a some blood and I never gave him a dime.:D

My principl is Evil!!!!Like you will be walking in to da builing and she\'s all nice to da parents and then as soon as your parents leav she will be evil on your hiney!:devil::muha:

I can remember that once at gym we were doing catching tails with the whole room covered with ropes, ladders, benches, closets vaulting bucks, etc. The teacher was off for some while knowing we would do just fine with that. I was running away from those catchers very well until I found myself standing on a bench with the catchers far away and my conciousness fading away. Knowing I was gonna fall off some time I was thinking up how I could keep myself on the bench. So as I falled down I managed to grab the bench and hang upside down on it so I can regain my conciousness. As I could hear many classmates being shocked about it, I climbed back on and moved on running away.