My favorite is the classic \"HOLY CRAP\" from Strong bad on Homestar Runner.com

\"Bubbles! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!!!\" by that yellow fish in Finding Nemo

funny prase- its annoying when u get bugs up your nose and u have bugs in ur bogars when u blow ur nose

\" hehe, it\'s funny because it\'s true \" I forgot where I heard it but I always say it.

\"Smooth move Axlax!\" I also like saying \"Sucks to be you!\" or I say \"SHUT UP!\" of course that is only at school! All the teachers yell at me though. Those kids deserved it! I also say \"Dude, don\'t have a cow!\"

My favorite battle phrase is \"Mess with the best, die like the rest\" or when I battle my friends in Yu-gi-oh or link-up games, I say \"Face the wrath of Zero EXE\" I know, I love that cool name!

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The funnyest I\'ve seen is:
He set us up the the bomb.
Yes thats how you say it.:lol:

I remembered my favorite phrase \" Hahaha, I laugh at your misfortune \" I also like \" She turned me into a newt \" \"A NEWT!?\" \" I got better \"

\"Coffee isn\'t my cup of tea.\"
\"Bass isn\'t my Forte\"
\"You\'re unique, just like everyone else.\"

\"If I\'m not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer!\" from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

\" You know what?........Shut up! \" is something I just made up to piss people off.

And my personal favorite, and probably the question of questions, \" Why God? \" is just something you say when things don\'t seem right or you\'re about to die in a video game.

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A bumper sticker on of my friend\'s brother\'s car said \" Still pissed at Yoko \". I just love that bumper sticker. Another phrase is \" Don\'t think so much, it hurts your brain \". Well that\'s all the phrases I can think of today.

\"You got a new part. To use such parts, assemble a collection to complete the set. Also, you just received a new ability. New abilities can help, some enemies are weak against certain abilities. Try these abilities on diffrent enemies to see which one works best!\"

Guess who says that.....ALIA! I HATE HER!

After she says that, I like saying.
\"Shut the hell up and get a freakin\' life! You are skitsophrenic, and you need Lifesavor to help you. Really \'help\' you!\"

Yes, she is so annoying.

\"Piss me off, and the more I\'ll hate. The more I hate, the more I feel, the more I feel, the angrier I get, the angrier I get, the more pain you feel......Die..........\"
I like that one!:devil:

\"Don\'t hate me \'cuz I\'m always there, hate me when I\'m in your nightmares!\":devil:

I made these up, but so what!?

\"You make me angry, so angry, I think I might have to let off some steam.....Yes, you.......DIE!\"

Heh, I couldn\'t think of anything better!

mine has to do with the military,...

\"teamwork is essential... it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at\"

yes that one is exelent i also like hmmmmm the light bulbs on but nobodys home. I need to think of them.
Out to Lunch.

To all you FFTA fans:

\"What can I say? Dead people in snow intrigue me.\"

~Ritz

I almost burst a vessel at that one.

heres a funny phrase my coach made up:

If they say practice makes perfect, but theres no such thing as perfect, then why practice?

oh and here are some of my phrases i thought of in like a second..:

It\'s better to let the world think you\'re an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it.

Girls are like butterflies,pretty to look at,hard to catch, but worth the chase.

I say \"You bet I am\" after any sentence my brother says that has an adjective and a pronoun in it.
Hm...

\"Sometimes you drink the milk, somtimes the milk drinks you\" Mandy, from The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Heres one I saw on a FRiday Movie



Don\'t try out thinkman man, you\'ll hurt yourself

I\'ll tell you when I forget!!:lol:;D

cool beans .... thats an odd one.

Anything that Dave Chapellel has said, which is anything with b*tches at the end of the phrase.

[Edited on 2/4/04 by KarayamiKid]

I mainly love it when people say funny junk at the worst times:D

Okay my friend told me this
-\"flies transmit diseases so keep yours closed\" (Band of Brothers)
-\"Holy Christmas\" (Splinter Cell)
-\"Welcome to cow country smell our Dairy-air\":lol:
The last one was a bumper sticker! in like Kansas or something.
Offtopic: Ya know every gas station in Kansas sells wizard of Oz stuff like Dorothy dolls.

I got one
\"Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either.\"

These are all off Peter Kay Live At The Bolton Albert Halls.

Believe you me.

First things first.

I wouldn\'t touch him with a ten foot pole.

Is it hot in here or is it me?

Excuse me, am I going the right way?

How is he?
He\'s good.
Yeah, but how is he in himself?

Old people you can\'t beat them.......pity.

\"My god you\'re greasy\" -Homer
\"But I don\'t even believe in Jebus, save me Jebus\"-Homer again

\"eat my shorts!\" ala Bart Simpson and
\"mmmm....donuts.....\" ala Homer Simpson