All my phrase are from family guy

Lois\'s dad: Oh my god! Brian is violating Seabreeze!

Peter: No, hes just placing his body in an ackward posi-.....oh....now he is..

\"Shut the hell up or i will put some ass and mouth ripper device on you

My favorite phrase has to be,\"talk to the hand!!!\"

[Edited on 11-12-2004 by Cheapshot]

mine has got to be \"you have no chance to survive make your time haha\" its in an old starcraft game according to my friend

One of my other ones are\'Eskimo Bob sugoi!\'

And\'I\'m sorry Wha?\'

Simpsons- \"heh, homicidal robots, soo much like us\"

family guy- Chris: Dad, I cant go to school, this guy wont let me Peter: him and what army? Chris: The U.S. army Peter: ohh thats a good army.

simpsons- Homer: *snore* AHH! cobras! ahhh! ahhh! ahh!

Family guy- Peter: Butter rum is my favorite! *licks* BANG!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Frylock:Meatwad what do you think.-PAUSE-Meatwad:My butt Itches.

Family Guy

Peter: Oh, thank you Jesus!
--(Cut to Heaven)--
Jesus: (points at the blue Indian dude with 6 arms) Well, actually that one was--
BIDW6A: No, no, I get it all the time, but thank you friend. It is no problem.

I\'ve got one!
MADD= mothers against drunk drivers
vs
DAMM=drunks against mad mothers:lol:

they say variety is the spice of life, what about people who don\'t like spicy food?

One of mine is.


\'You Dumbass!!\'

As for funny phrases this might belong here.(if you undestand it )If you take \"Mother In Law\" and rearange the letters you get \"Woman Hitler\"

If cat\'s lick themselves, shouldn\'t you?

Noobs may be mystical cornbeef in disguise!

(both by me:D)

Heres some:

Love is pain, pain is love, I really love putting you in pain.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, I got wasted and had the time of my life


Yes, I am very aware of how stupid these are.

i meet this guy on a silent hill site,his sarcasm its strange but unic,

hey,watch out,you could be an ass whiped,oh,...too late:D
tings lie that,(actualy,he was banned off)

buttons for the red cross is all I got:D

recently my mom and I watched the apprentice and regis came in.

my mom says \"regis is in the new year show and the apprentice?! who is he? god?!\"