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Zaleon
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Posted on February 5, 2004 at 0:01:25 [Post link]
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Hey folks, Zal here.

For lack of such a topic, I decided to create this thread the other day.
Post some jokes you'd like to share with the rest of the forum, be it one-liners, knock-knock jokes, etc. Think you can 'knock 'em dead'?
Nothing offensive, or 'sick' in subject, will be permitted.

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Zaleon]


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Posted on February 5, 2004 at 1:19:11 [Post link]
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Kei
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Posted on February 5, 2004 at 1:34:00 [Post link]
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Um....ok...let me try this out.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I don't know...who?

But you asked me...

So...What's that gonna prove?

um...well, why ask me who you are, if you already know who you are?

what?

Forget it.

<silence>

You want to get drunk?

sure.







And that's it.


Huhehehehehe


Mokon
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Posted on February 5, 2004 at 2:57:29 [Post link]
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These three men were walking and they found a lepricon. the lepricon gave each man 1 wish. The first man wished for lots of beautifal women, the seconde asked for lots of boos and the last one asked for lots of weed.He gave them all that they wanted and he would see how they were in 20 years.Whwn he came back they were all crying. He went to the first guy and asked"why r u crying?"The man replied" i got all the girls pregnet and i got a bunch of disesas."He went to the second guy and asked"y r u crying"He replied" I kept throughing up and my wife left me"So the lepricon goes to the last guy and asked"y r u crying" the man replied" Got a light"LOL:lol:

Zero EXE
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Posted on February 5, 2004 at 11:32:23 [Post link]
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Awwwww, you take the fun out of everything!

Ahem, I is I, the comedian know as Zero EXE. *glares at Zaleon and laughs* Kay kiddies!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?


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Nacho Cheese!


What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?


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Dam


What do you cal it when 4 buffalo are in sinking sand?


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Quatro Sinko


When did Rock and Roll die? *Winks at audience*


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When rap came out


Not offensive here, but this is a 'Yo Momma's so fat joke

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter, and George Washington sneezed boogers!


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Random Guy: Who are you? What planet are you from? Who is your leader?
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Random Guy: Oh...Hello, Toast! Take me to your leader!

Quote of the Week... "Butter Toast! Hello Chicken!"

Quote of the Month... "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Exciting"

Pocket
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Posted on February 5, 2004 at 14:37:47 [Post link]
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Might be a little dirty but I'm not sure.

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This elderly couple is watch this faith healer on TV and the host of the show says, "Viewers at home, if you are stricken with an illness or what have you, take your left hand and place it on the TV and place your right hand on the afflicated area and I will heal you!" The elderly man goes up to the TV and places one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch. Then his wife says, "He says he can heal the sick, not raise the dead."

I didn't really find it all that funny but I can't remember any good jokes.


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Zaleon
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 0:00:13 [Post link]
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?


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Anybody can roast beef...


It might take you a little while to get that one...


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Mokon
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 0:38:38 [Post link]
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You moma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids go by she said stop that twinkie.

Kei
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 1:15:15 [Post link]
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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Your momma.

WHAT??? HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MOTHER!!!

...I just told you...I AM yo' momma

Oh yeah? YOU CONTINUE TO INSULT HER?

...NOW JIMMY! OPEN THIS DOOR, IT IS YOUR MOTHER!!!

....Oh yeah? *pump* TAKE THIS: *BANG*
*click* Want more? Because believe me, I have A LOT more...[heh]

<silence>

Hello?

<silence>

*door open*

OH MY GOD!!! MOTHER!!!!


Mokon
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 1:56:47 [Post link]
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Why couldnt the 12 year old get into the pirite movie?


It was rated arrrrr

Kei
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 5:31:33 [Post link]
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...dude...that was sad.

Let me show you a REAL joke.

Kei: Knock Knock

Jinkwai: ...Dude...what's up with these crappy jokes?

Kei: <whisper> Dude...that's not the line...

JInkwai: They're REALLY corny.

Kei: <whisper> The line is 'who's there'

Jinkwai: Just stop it man.

Kei: <whisper> What are you talking about?

Jinkwai: ...stop.

Kei: Oh fine.

<click> *BANG*

Jinkwai: OH MY GOD!!!

Kei: What?

Jinkwai: THAT GUY OVER THERE JUST SHOT HIS MOM!!!

Kei: Really? Cool.


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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 5:40:20 [Post link]
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Kei
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 5:42:17 [Post link]
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I know I do....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa...

:lol:

Ahahahahha

:lol:

ahahahahahaha

*cough cough cough*

:sick:

Ugh...Ehehahhaha.


Heatman.EXE
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 12:24:57 [Post link]
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Ahe... I thought up a couple myself... really corny...
What do you call an ace pilot down on his luck?

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An ace in the hole!

What was the other one...? I'll post it here when I remember it.


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Saturdays: The day Protoman comes over. He doesn't do or need anything, but Roll insists Rock to sit down and talk to him. So commences the 12-hour awkward silence treatment until Protoman disappears when everybody's back is turned.

Kei
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 15:36:51 [Post link]
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...That's pretty funny.

Really.

:( No it's not.

...but it is clever.


Zero EXE
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 17:34:26 [Post link]
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For those of you who hate sex jokes, don't read these. For you mature people, read if you dare.


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One night, a boy was walking past his parents bedroom to go to the bathroom. He heard a click, a swish, and an ah. The next morning, the boy went to his father and said "Last night, I heard a click, a swish, and an ah. What was it?" The father replyed, "The click was for me turning off the light, the swish was for me getting under the covers, and the ah was for me getting next to your mother." The next night, the father was going past the kids door to go downstairs. He heard a click, a swish, and an ah. The next morning, the father asked "Last night I heard a click, a swish, and an ah. What was it?" The son replied, "The click was for me turning out the light, the swish was for me getting my pillows, and the ah was for me banging my balls against the bedpost!"


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Random Guy: Who are you? What planet are you from? Who is your leader?
Me: Dude, it's Toast...
Random Guy: Oh...Hello, Toast! Take me to your leader!

Quote of the Week... "Butter Toast! Hello Chicken!"

Quote of the Month... "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Exciting"

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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 22:52:35 [Post link]
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Pocket
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Posted on February 6, 2004 at 23:31:43 [Post link]
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[quote]Originally posted by Zaleon
Hey folks, Zal here.

For lack of such a topic, I decided to create this thread the other day.
Post some jokes you'd like to share with the rest of the forum, be it one-liners, knock-knock jokes, etc. Think you can 'knock 'em dead'?
Nothing offensive, or 'sick' in subject, will be permitted. [Edited on 5-2-2004 by Zaleon] [/quote]

Well, there goes the only rule. And it's true about spoiler tags, everyone reads them anyways.


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Posted on February 7, 2004 at 1:03:56 [Post link]
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Pocket
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Posted on February 7, 2004 at 1:08:40 [Post link]
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I think I bolded too much but I was trying to point out that the last joke about the midget was a little too 'sick'. You could probably argue that all jokes can be seen as 'sick' from at least one aspect so I'm not going to touch that with a 10 foot LongSwrd...

Well, carry on. :P

EDIT - I'd like to note that this is my 200th post. :D

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Pocket]


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Kei
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Posted on February 7, 2004 at 1:21:29 [Post link]
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Ok, I got one.


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Two cocks are walking along the road.

ONE IS ASSAULTED!!


If you get that...pm me with the meaning.


shadowninja
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Posted on February 10, 2004 at 1:18:57 [Post link]
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Okey here's one:

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Shadowninja

Shadowninja who?

I already told you, Shadowninja. Now let me in it's freezing out here.

What's the password?

Mokon why are you doing this to me?

Say it!

New England Clam Chowder.

Red or White?

Red

Okey come in.

End

Mokon really did do that to me once and it WAS cold out.


Pocket
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Posted on February 10, 2004 at 1:44:15 [Post link]
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"It's funny because it's true."
:D


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Posted on February 10, 2004 at 2:44:10 [Post link]
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There was a girl who can melt anything with her right hand. So anyone who brings something she cannot melt marries her and haves half of the money the family owns.

After Two guys failed, One sword and one Jewl One guy comes up to her and then says to put her hand down his pants to see what she cannot melt. She does, and then she marries him!

What was it? Scroll down PUNK!















M&M's cause they don't melt in your hand they melt in your dfriggin hand PUNK!

What were you thinkin?

shadowninja
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Posted on February 18, 2004 at 0:08:38 [Post link]
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Whats up with the big text it hurts my eyes:madgo:

[Edited on 9-3-2004 by shadowninja]


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Posted on February 18, 2004 at 16:21:38 [Post link]
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I have to think. I had a good one, but I forgot it. BTW, I'M BACK!!!! 3 months of not posting.


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Posted on February 22, 2004 at 22:07:01 [Post link]
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Your mama is so dumb that she was stuck in a mattress store and she slept on the floor!:lol:


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Posted on February 23, 2004 at 2:24:27 [Post link]
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This one is....weird.

An indian went to a restaurant one night,and wanted to try soemthing new.
He noticed "Tea" so he ordered one cup,and he liked it,so he ordered more and more and more.The next morening he was dead.How did he die.

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He drowned in his teapee

 

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