Hey folks, Zal here.

For lack of such a topic, I decided to create this thread the other day.
Post some jokes you\'d like to share with the rest of the forum, be it one-liners, knock-knock jokes, etc. Think you can \'knock \'em dead\'?
Nothing offensive, or \'sick\' in subject, will be permitted.

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Zaleon]

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Um....ok...let me try this out.

Knock Knock.

Who\'s there?

I don\'t know...who?

But you asked me...

So...What\'s that gonna prove?

um...well, why ask me who you are, if you already know who you are?

what?

Forget it.

<silence>

You want to get drunk?

sure.







And that\'s it.


Huhehehehehe

These three men were walking and they found a lepricon. the lepricon gave each man 1 wish. The first man wished for lots of beautifal women, the seconde asked for lots of boos and the last one asked for lots of weed.He gave them all that they wanted and he would see how they were in 20 years.Whwn he came back they were all crying. He went to the first guy and asked\"why r u crying?\"The man replied\" i got all the girls pregnet and i got a bunch of disesas.\"He went to the second guy and asked\"y r u crying\"He replied\" I kept throughing up and my wife left me\"So the lepricon goes to the last guy and asked\"y r u crying\" the man replied\" Got a light\"LOL:lol:

Awwwww, you take the fun out of everything!

Ahem, I is I, the comedian know as Zero EXE. *glares at Zaleon and laughs* Kay kiddies!

What do you call cheese that\'s not yours?

Might be a little dirty but I\'m not sure.

What\'s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You moma is so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids go by she said stop that twinkie.

Knock Knock

Who\'s there?

Your momma.

WHAT??? HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MOTHER!!!

...I just told you...I AM yo\' momma

Oh yeah? YOU CONTINUE TO INSULT HER?

...NOW JIMMY! OPEN THIS DOOR, IT IS YOUR MOTHER!!!

....Oh yeah? *pump* TAKE THIS: *BANG*
*click* Want more? Because believe me, I have A LOT more...[heh]

<silence>

Hello?

<silence>

*door open*

OH MY GOD!!! MOTHER!!!!

Why couldnt the 12 year old get into the pirite movie?


It was rated arrrrr

...dude...that was sad.

Let me show you a REAL joke.

Kei: Knock Knock

Jinkwai: ...Dude...what\'s up with these crappy jokes?

Kei: <whisper> Dude...that\'s not the line...

JInkwai: They\'re REALLY corny.

Kei: <whisper> The line is \'who\'s there\'

Jinkwai: Just stop it man.

Kei: <whisper> What are you talking about?

Jinkwai: ...stop.

Kei: Oh fine.

<click> *BANG*

Jinkwai: OH MY GOD!!!

Kei: What?

Jinkwai: THAT GUY OVER THERE JUST SHOT HIS MOM!!!

Kei: Really? Cool.

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I know I do....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa...



Ahahahahha



ahahahahahaha

*cough cough cough*

:sick:

Ugh...Ehehahhaha.

Ahe... I thought up a couple myself... really corny...
What do you call an ace pilot down on his luck?

...That\'s pretty funny.

Really.

No it\'s not.

...but it is clever.

For those of you who hate sex jokes, don\'t read these. For you mature people, read if you dare.

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[quote]Originally posted by Zaleon
Hey folks, Zal here.

For lack of such a topic, I decided to create this thread the other day.
Post some jokes you\'d like to share with the rest of the forum, be it one-liners, knock-knock jokes, etc. Think you can \'knock \'em dead\'?
Nothing offensive, or \'sick\' in subject, will be permitted. [Edited on 5-2-2004 by Zaleon] [/quote]

Well, there goes the only rule. And it\'s true about spoiler tags, everyone reads them anyways.

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I think I bolded too much but I was trying to point out that the last joke about the midget was a little too \'sick\'. You could probably argue that all jokes can be seen as \'sick\' from at least one aspect so I\'m not going to touch that with a 10 foot LongSwrd...

Well, carry on.

EDIT - I\'d like to note that this is my 200th post.

[Edited on 7-2-2004 by Pocket]

Ok, I got one.

Okey here\'s one:

Knock! Knock!

Who\'s there?

Shadowninja

Shadowninja who?

I already told you, Shadowninja. Now let me in it\'s freezing out here.

What\'s the password?

Mokon why are you doing this to me?

Say it!

New England Clam Chowder.

Red or White?

Red

Okey come in.

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Mokon really did do that to me once and it WAS cold out.

\"It\'s funny because it\'s true.\"

There was a girl who can melt anything with her right hand. So anyone who brings something she cannot melt marries her and haves half of the money the family owns.

After Two guys failed, One sword and one Jewl One guy comes up to her and then says to put her hand down his pants to see what she cannot melt. She does, and then she marries him!

What was it? Scroll down PUNK!















M&M\'s cause they don\'t melt in your hand they melt in your dfriggin hand PUNK!

What were you thinkin?

Whats up with the big text it hurts my eyes:madgo:

[Edited on 9-3-2004 by shadowninja]

I have to think. I had a good one, but I forgot it. BTW, I\'M BACK!!!! 3 months of not posting.

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Your mama is so dumb that she was stuck in a mattress store and she slept on the floor!:lol:

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This one is....weird.

An indian went to a restaurant one night,and wanted to try soemthing new.
He noticed \"Tea\" so he ordered one cup,and he liked it,so he ordered more and more and more.The next morening he was dead.How did he die.