[font=Trebuchet MS]God Sucks.

That\'s the reason why I\'m going to die, when I say that infront of hardcore christians equipped with signs that have very sharp corners that like to convince everybody that jesus \" is the way \" when I\'m old full of it. XD

\" Yeah Bite Me Ya Stinkin Hippies \" .. XD [/font]

Hm, in all actuality, I would say that I am going to die either of old age in a gutter, because the uncaring world would then truly pass me by, as it does now in life, or else in the high school which I shall soon attend. I forsee the latter, for I am going to a school where nothing bad has yet happened. I live to fill voids, and so I would fill that one perfectly.

Fake death though, the one I\'d like to die from? well, either I\'d like to die working on an experiment that would change the world, thus forcing my son to finish it on my behalf, or else I would like to die a calm, peaceful death, with those I love and care about sending my comfy coffin off into the sunset on the ocean waves. ahh, to slowly fall asleep rocking back and forth as I did when I was a child, never to wake again, to slowly sink beneath the waves to meet those who traveled the seas, from the rich snobs of the Titanic to the plundering vandals of Blackbeard\'s band of pirates, this is my best death. It is truly amazing though, is it not, that we can try to choose our own fairy-tale ending, when we all know how the cruel world won\'t even let us die in peace.

\"Death.
What a great teacher you are.
Yet few of us elect to learn from you, about life.
That is the essence of death\'s teaching, Life.
Death is not an elective.
One day we will all take the class.
The wise students audit the class in early years and find enlightenment.
They are prepared when graduation day comes.
Bernie S. Siegal, M.D.

I\'ll die by murder or suiside. Plain and simple.

I\'m going to be killed by a vengeful underling who eats a 5- course hot lead meal after. Or I\'ll fly into the bermuda triangle with a bottle of champagne and a lifeboat. Or i\'ll die at my computer, finally trying to get my last few posts in...

[quote]Originally posted by King Homer
[font=Trebuchet MS]God Sucks.

That\'s the reason why I\'m going to die, when I say that infront of hardcore christians equipped with signs that have very sharp corners that like to convince everybody that jesus \" is the way \" when I\'m old full of it. XD

\" Yeah Bite Me Ya Stinkin Hippies \" .. XD [/font] [/quote]

Shows you what a loving religion it is.

I dont really accept religion the way others do. I believe in the Christan God, but i dont believe that \"living for God\" or being his personal advertisement crew will get you ANYWHERE. If theres one thing i have learned from these 13 or so years of Christian school, its that good works do not bring salvation. Unfortunately, it seems im the only one who really understands what that means. They tell you to live for God, but thats a \"good work\". Salvation comes from inner beliefs and knowlege. You are really predestined to be saved. If you understand what im saying, and accept this, you are most likely chosen for salvation. Im not saying im right, im just saying that it all makes PERFECT sense when you think about it this way.

I might be killed by making one of you mad.

A stupid way for me to die would be on a ladder changing a lightbulb and falling off when I finished screwing it in. *think* Wait a minute I made this topic last year (I think). It\'s still going. HOLY CRAP!:eek:

EDIT: Last time I checked \"faling\" was spelled with two Ls.

[Edited on 17-6-2004 by shadowninja]

i think i will get shot down because i walked through the middle of a gang fight while eating a burger:miam:

[quote]Originally posted by shadowninja
A stupid way for me to die would be on a ladder changing a lightbulb and falling off when I finished screwing it in. *think* Wait a minute I made this topic last year (I think). It\'s still going. HOLY CRAP!:eek:

EDIT: Last time I checked \"faling\" was spelled with two Ls.

[Edited on 17-6-2004 by shadowninja] [/quote]

No, you made it four months ago.

[font=Trebuchet MS]Yeah.

I wonder where the bloody hell you\'ve been.[/font]

I\'ll die when age or some disease gets me. Then again i could get stabbed,shot, mutilated, taken over by spirit or any number of the countless things that could happen. There is another thing. Suicide will ensue if Interordi is closed down although it would give me a break from you idiots.

Nah I\'m only messing. When death comes I\'ll just accept it say goodbye and think \"Aaaah here it is every pain going and an eternity of haunting the newbies on Interordi:devil::devil:\"

[font=Trebuchet MS]How do I think I would Die?[/font]
:conf:Let me think
Maybe while I\'m surfing A wave will drown me.Hey it could happen.Maybe old age.Or I could die of emberrestment;):cool:Or old age(I could go on all day)Or I could sink in quick sand or get run over by a 16 wheeler:lol:I should stop now...

Another idea I\'ve had for my wonderful death: I\'m on a plane which was recently hijacked by terrorists. I attempt to stop the terrorists, succeed in wrestling the gun away from him, and manage to shoot him, but not before he stabs me with a concealed knife. realizing that no-one on the plane can fly it, and that I will die before any medical help can reach me, I open the emergency door and dive out of the plane. the blood loss passes me out before I hit the water, so my last visual image is hurtling towards the ground, and I feel the awesomeness that would be skydiving before I die.

Off-Topic: I didn\'t know they made 16-wheelers. What happened to the other two wheels?

Now here\'s a topic I could sink my teeth into.

I figure once I get old enough, and bored with this world I\'ll try my hand at the next one.

I\'ll start by buying a really nice suit that has a lot of pockets. I\'ll go out for a night on the town that ends at the sears tower. I\'ll jump from the top. and my suit pockets will be filled with candy and little trinkets. sso when I hit the pavemnt it\'ll be like a pinata exploding.

I\'d like to die in peace and with honor of people.:cry: I do want to die quickly than die of like a slow deadly virus.;) But not by another person to say the least.:mad:

I personally would like to die a heroic death

I\'ll probbably die right know reading these posts.

(I\'m just saying that because i\'m very sarcastic. So don\'t try to kill me, i\'m already dead.)

If I CAN\'T deal with my problems in the future Suicide.
If I CAN, live to a good old age and die in my bed at night, nice and painless and I\'d never know.

I\'ll die when Godzilla appears! I\'ll be caught in rubble, and Japanese will be like \"What?\" or \"Another victim, load \"m, boys!\" That kind of stuff, and after that, Godzilla will wreck the world!

What\'s with all the suicidal stuph?
I\'d rather die at the age of 108 or so.
Uh, but if I\'d want to die spectacular...
I\'d fall out of a window, from 10 high,
while falling I am shot through the head,
some crane tilts it\'s arm, knocking off my head,
rest of body still falling down while spoiling a lot of blood,
head falling on a pike-like object,
remainders of body falling onto the dump.
Uh, can\'t think of anything else.

this dieng stuff is creeping me out!:eek::eek::eek:

im imortel well theres one way to kill me

if i was human id be dead

i think i will die as in my age will get too old

My best friend Dan will get a knive and slice my head off.

[Edited on 11-12-2004 by Cheapshot]