All right, All right.

To my fellow Americans, Happy 4th of July/Independence Day

Yeah, Yeah, w00t whatever. Now go light yourself on fire or something.

...why didn\'t we have a Canada Day topic? You guys aren\'t patriotic this year? o.o

No, actually I want to listen to stuff blow up. There\'s fireworks all around us flying up in the air and exploding. Kinda fun actually.

I can hear the sirens already. Don\'t those kids know that lighting fireworks in this city are illegal? Well, I better get ready for my dog to go crazy just like last year...and the year before...and the year before...and the year before, etc. Happy Fourth of July everyone.

AIR RAID SIRENS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Anywho, city I live in the cops don\'t care. We listen to them blow up all night. And kids don\'t give a damn *points to Phat\'s topic on kids being little pricks*.

W00t! Good show. Good show! I swear that the fireworks show in my neighborhood was better than the one at the park. Funny how citizens do things better than town officials.

July 4th is over. My friend bought 90-somthing odd dollars worth of fireworks and we went out to the Contrution Zone of the up and coming YMCA that everybodys excited about. (Geez, that shows how lame my town is. The old folks really get into it.) But anyways we just sat there the bitches started throwing fireworks at each other. So after the stinging oof the blisters from the 4th degree burns i endured were over, we went to the the little shopping plaza and sat and watched fireworks. It was my brothers great idea to park in the Gas Station, while the show was in motion. I told him it was a stupid idea, but i got a slurpie out of it. (Which tasted a little bit on the shady side too, but i ate it.) But the point of the story is one of the big fireworks blew up on the guys who were liting them all. Never got off the ground apparently. So then some grass caught on fire (Keep in mind i live in the odd dry state of Texas.) And everybody got up out of their lawn chairs in suprise, and then sat back down and watched. Then they put out more fire works, and i ran out of Slurpie. Thats the story. I know you didn\'t ask for it really but, you got a story anyway.

*Looks up and see\'s that everyones asleep*

\"Fine! I\'ll just go tell the cat the story then... see if i care.\"

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Must resist urge to...did I say that bout loud?

Um....Wind, I was kinda blowing off some steam. You shouldn\'t have taken that part seriously


EDIT: Nevermind, I\'m sure you alreafy knew that.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 by Mega X.exe]

Heh, I saw 3 Fire Works! The one at the fish pier hosted by the town, one in the far distance at the coast of Isle A Hauh, and one that was set up by some teenagers. Well, it wasn\'t all that much fun. I\'m surprised those 10th grade @$$holes didn\'t set me on fire with a sparkler! I mean, they HATE my guts! I\'ve been beat up by them so many times in the past.

Yeah, all us people at the shore took cardboard and plastic, and started a fire. It was cool. I haven\'t seen fire works since, er, 2 years ago? Yeah, long time. Nice colors. On the way home, some stupid ass Summer Jerk drove into the middle of the road! We were there for I don\'t know how long! He was the only person driving towards us. He just sat there at his leisure, and relaxed. I\'ve never seen someone so stupid!

Yeah, that\'s all for my story...:rolleyes:

Weird thing, the 4th of July happens to be my birthday. So, I bought $29.95 worth of fire works, litterally, I spent $30 and got a nickel back for change, and blew half of them up. I\'m saving up my black cats and M90\'s, which are much weaker versions of M80\'s to blow up some cheap models when my friend comes over. Stupid people, getting burned by fireworks, making the companies weaken them.