Hiiii-de-ho, y\'all! I\'ve been perusing the chit-chat boards and decided that I\'d like to hear about your teachers and other faculty. I mean, not just that they hate you, but what their personality\'s like. I\'ll start things off.

English: She\'s your standard whimsical, head-in-the-clouds person, only strict because she has to be. Slow to anger, but not to be taken lightly by any means.

Math: He\'s one of those guys who appears to be a boring guy, but turns out to have a whole stream of sadistic sarcasm to fling at you if you\'ll only open up. A great guy, I only hate the homework he gives, and only because it\'s in Algebra II

Science: Eh. She\'s sort of secluded, trapped in the \"science wing\", so when the gas leak and bunsen burners get together only the kids in her class get killed. This means her personality follows suit, and she\'s sort of dry and lifeless in terms of personality.

World History: I\'ve noticed that with all my \"Geography/History\" teachers, they all seem to have gone slightly, completely insane. She\'s definately human, no brain control helmets installed by the School Board on her. She wears sandals! She\'s laid back, too.

Weight Training: :rolleyes: Great, this jock. Total doofus and strong as anyone who\'s worked in a weight room for 20 years would be expected to be. Thank the great God above it\'s only a semester-long class.

Spanish I: :madgo: Shut up! arrgh! This is the one person I\'d have avoided hiring if I were working for the school. She\'s from Spain, which in itself is not that bad. The bad part is that she doesn\'t go through the proper steps of teaching us what it is we need to know. She jumps right in the middle, then goes back and explains herself once she\'s talked us into a state of paralysis so we don\'t get it. (Great, now the voice is stuck in my head...)

Principal: one word: God himself! *counts* well, two words, then. This man has probably never even seen his students, and they adore him. I\'ve never met him, never seen a picture, nothing! I\'m not sure he\'s even there, it might be voice recording locked in a room with his body. Whatever, he\'s so kind and benevolent no one dares question their sentencing.


Alright, that\'s all the teachers I\'ve got at Cocoa Beach, how about yours?

I\'m not going \"In-depth\" about it but;

Math: She has two big Grim Reaper statues on top of her cabnet, which I thought was kind of weird.....

BCIS (Typing): Set up camera\'s around the parimeter so she can watch you from her little desk tvs and see if your in the correct posture or she will take big points off yer grade.

Spanish: ....I think all Spanish teachers are weird by nature.... o.O

Well, this year I have:
History: The guy\'s distinctly VERY Southern, but he\'s pretty nice and he has his facts in order.
Math and Chemisty I: Very stressed-out, seems to me... Nobody in school enjoys her class but I\'ve learned a whole lot of Algebra under her teaching.
Geography: She\'s from Alaska, but she looks perfectly South Carolinian to me. She informed us that Alaskans are indigent about the term \"Eskimo\" and prefer the term \"Inuit Indian.\"
English/Literature: She\'s worked as a teacher for a long time. She is very interested in helping the class and is always busy during her break.
Gym: He\'s kinda bald on top with a mustache. Still in very good condition with lots of wisecracks. Has a sort of walrus-like yell he uses to get our attention. He isn\'t as hard on us as he pretends to be.

That\'s it... nothing interesting like Grim Reapers in our closet...
My math teacher uses all sorts of analogies to teach that relate to how she hates cats.

Yay, now I get to reveal my \"microwave scale!\" The more times they\'re microwaved, the more boring they are.
History: Microwaved twice. This guy\'s bald, and his eyes are sunk in 3 inches. He yells a lot, but only when saying good things. When he\'s mad, he sorta squeeks.
Science: Never microwaved. He\'s the kinda guy everyone likes. Every day we get an experiment. Yay. He yells a lot too.
Writing/English: Microwaved four times. Boring, upper-class woman. She\'s a squeeky one too.
Typing skills: Microwaved god-knows-how-many-times. I strongly dislike this teacher. VERY strongly. She is by far, the most boring, harsh creature ever to prowl the earth.
History #2(I know this one thanks to my detention for running on tables. She is the detention teacher, and the saturday school one, too.): She\'s been microwaved more than my typing skills teacher. She has a big mask of Satan on her wall, and it
fits her well. Also, people refer to her class as \"Hell\". Also fits. She\'s a sarcastic, cruel person. One mistake and she yells and gives you a suspension.
PhysEd: Microwaved 9 times. This woman thinks I\'m a \"special\" kid, and treats me like I\'m her husband. She\'s a 40-year old woman, so that kind of disturbs me.
Study hall: Microwaved thrice. This one also treats me like a \"special\" kid. She\'s in her mid 20\'s, and isn\'t too good to be around. People speculate she has some sort of \"attraction\" to me. 0_o;;;
El principal: Microwaved 8 times, this woman\'s boring. She treats me like I\'m superior to everyone else. I slowly scoot away.
Assistant Principal: Same as the principal herself, but I scoot away further.

My tiger scale! More tigers= more dookie!

Science: Tigers: 5,0 for Mr. Fuller . Yeah, I got 2 teachers, one is a tad gruff, while the other, Mr. Fuller, is totally laid-back for a teacher.

Health class: Tigers: 0. Whoa, my health teacher is a lot nicer than a kid named Timmy, who has the rank \"Dumb Blonde\".

Geography: Tigers: 2, I got 2 teachers, wow! A girl wearing a white fishing hat has the rank of \"AirMan\'s Wife\" She says its her religion, I DON\'T KNOW HER HATTY DAMN RELIGION!


Math: Tigers: 0 for both. One teacher is usally teaching, while the other is in the side-lines on a computer.

Drama: Tigers: Yeah, I got drama, the taecher is calm. Also, a girl, slightly taller then me, has a Stewie bag, her rank is \"Stewie Bastard, NaplamMan\'s enemy!\"

Languge arts: Tigers: 0: Not much to say.