[font=Trebuchet MS]Man! I like so totally, see like, ghosts, ya know? I think they're like creepy, because they like, stalk me. It really gives me goosebumps. So I'm like, this one time, you know, to this ghost-like thing.. it had like, no legs, floating and all.. so I'm like, "Ohh no, don't go there bitch." and she, well, like I think it was a she, but I'm not really sure, because I like, didn't get a totally clear looks at her, but she was really ugly and skanky looking, like she'd was drinking from the toilet the whole night, ya know? She was all like, "Mmmm nnnn gurlfriend, don't you go there." I like, so totally wanted to beat that skanky bitches ass down. So that's when like, the freaky thing happened. It was like, totally out of this world. She grew like, well, like, so totally big, like Statue of Liberty big, you know? And then she like, threatened to eat my soul. How like, totally weird! [/font]