This thread is for people who have played Halo or Halo2 and know who the shi-I mean monitor is. make your own monitor and give it a name. Here are some examples to get you started:

Monitor 1: Greetings! I am the monitor of imaginary installation zero-eight, I am 573 Anal Leakage.

Monitor 2: Greetings! I am the monitor of imaginary installation zero-nine, I am 794 Bowel Obstruction.

Monitor 3: (evil demon voice) Greetings! I am the monitor of imaginary installation ten, I am 666 Bloody Corpse... (normal voice) just kidding ah ha ha ha ha!!! I am 597 Prolonged Bleeding!

I await your versions of the STUPID monitor

*warning 343 cannot be used, the original monitor is 343 Guilty Spark, I forget what zero-five\'s name is...*

Monitor 4: Greetings! I am the monitor of imaginary installation eleven. My name is 729 Cranial Hemmorhage.

Greetings! Halo 2 sucks. That is all.

...hey, you can\'t possibly expect me to play along..

than don\'t post here; that\'s considered spam!:P

monitor 5: Greetings! I am the monitor of imaginary installation twelve, I am 369 Fecal Matter!.... Ah! I am a genius hmm hmm hmm hmm...

[Edited on 10/11/89 by Dragon Man]