Well one day after I got done chewing out Rinder\'s cousin and made him/her run off like an screaming little 2nd Grader UE suggested I start publishing my s**tty little rants, and so, Evan the Angry Fox was born. Of course to put these on the board I had to censor the h**l outta them, espcialy the third one, but hey it\'s worthe it to get this off my back, so enjoy my random bull s**t.

Popularity

Welcome to the first of my short little rants to the retards to the world, and trust me this WON\'T be the last. This one goes to all you popular morons out there. No I won\'t bash all you as I know there are some who are really good people, but you know your social status, well guess what! In the real world, that won\'t mean S**T! Never thought of that did ya? All the popularity you surronded yourself with won\'t mean anything after school. And remember all the \"nerds\" you picked on? Guess what they\'ll be doing, getting hired for high paying jobs while you make their lunches and wash their expensive cars. Now again this doesn\'t apply to those who never make fun of people, are popular because they\'re truely nice people, just to you morons who think popularity, and looks will get you everything in life. Well popularity won\'t get you much over Janitorial services. But the looks will get you far in a certain department. No not modeling, being a stripper or a hooker, glamorious ain\'t it? This rant has been brought to you by Rinder\'s preppy cousin, and Evan the Fox.

Violence/Guns

God, don\'t ya just love idiots, especialy those anti-gun freaks. How about I hit you with a board so hard it snaps your neck? Hey I didn\'t kill you, that damn 84 Lumber did! Makes as much sense as, that guy just shoot someone, but it\'s Smith and Wessen\'s fault for supplying him with a gun! Anyway taking away the guns will not take away violence, no guns, people stab each other, no knives, the beat each other with bats, no bats they\'ll run people down with cars, and no cars, they\'ll beat the s**t outta each other with bare fists. Notice murders happened BEFORE guns as well. It\'s human nature to want to destroy something, harbor that into violent games, you kill everything you want with no consequences! Taking away guns is just gonna get you killed by a redneck who lost his gun! But hey why listen to me, I\'m just a kid. Maybe because I hate violence IRL, I apour violence, but if you want to stop violence, find a way to make people stop hating each other. Can\'t can ya? Can\'t stop violence pal, but just remember guns don\'t kill people, psychotic f**ks who deserve the death penality do. This rant was brought to you by Evan, the extremly p***ed off, gun loving Fox.

Religion

Yey, I\'m p***ed again. This rant is brought you by, churches, we beleive in the same s**t, but we dun realize it cause our heads are too far up our f**king @$$es. How much bull s**t is this, muslims and christians both stem from guess who, THE F**KING JEWS! Get it through your mind you all worship the same god and stop bombing each other for your s**tty differences. \"We are just doing the lord\'s bidding\". Yeah uh-huh, I thought God said \'thou shalt not kill\' and \'do unto others as you would like others to do unto you\' not \'Blow the f**k outta yer fellow man\'. For the love of God will you get it into your mind that the only difference in religions are their founders, \"But Evan, what about the Messiah\". The Jews dun wanna admit they **ked up so they changed their rulesd, instead of the latterdays coming after the second coming of their messiah they changed it to after the first coming. Yeah your ancestors beleived one thing and now you beleive another, real fucking smart. This is Evan the insane, blasphemist, infidelic, heathen ranting fox, saying f**k you all.

Quit cursing. Seriously. For crying out loud, that much in one post is ridiculous.
With that said, I\'ll attempt to READ what you\'ve posted. :rolleyes:

Now.
For the popularity, we all already KNOW that, those of us that aren\'t popular. We just don\'t say it because we know everyone else already knows it themselves. If they are popular, they probably won\'t listen anyways.
For the religion, we know they came from the same root. Christianity knows it came from the Jewish religion, we have to accept that. But there is a difference between the two. The religions are different, and we Christians who are thinking straight aren\'t \"bombing\" people of other religions just BECAUSE they\'re of other religions. Things have to change eventually. Even religions, partially. But that doesn\'t mean we\'re all changing our religions every two seconds like you seem to believe.

[Edited on 24-12-2004 by Heatman.EXE]

[Edited on 24-12-2004 by Heatman.EXE]

Hey I gave a PG-13 warning =P

Anyway most of the swearing is because these are subjects that really get me P.O.ed, espcealy religion as you can see. And I wasn\'t bashing all christians, just those that think that think they\'re the only ones who got the ultimate power right, I\'m thinking of re-doing the religion rant to make it clearer. As for the swearing, when I get into writing I swear, these rants I just do for fun right now so there\'s gonna be swearing no matter what anyone says. Anyway thanks for commenting.

Okay, I see. Well, those are your opinions I suppose. Rant away.
But keep in mind, the PG-13 thing is only in the subtitle, and that doesn\'t show up on the Today\'s Post list.

...so, taking away guns is bad? I think you need to watch that episode of All in the Family, where Archie speaks on television, pro-guns..against an anti-gun fellow. Archie is quite proud of his statements..and goes to a bar (or was it a restaurant? Well, whichever) to celebrate with his family.

Two men approach, and say how they saw Archie on television..and they agreed with his statements. Archie was proud of himself, as usual, and said they were a smart bunch of fellows. They proved why they agreed with Archie, though. They pulled a gun out on him, and said \"Give us all your money\". :rofl:

So yeah..WHY do Americans need guns for things other than shooting deer or for the military? To have in their homes to shoot their daughters because they think they\'re burgulars? To rob banks? To kill a member of an opposing gang?

I don\'t ever see any benefits of having guns around. And yeah. People can still stab each other with knives..but you can live with a stab wound alot easier than a gunshot wound.

Heatman already covered the other two things so I won\'t mention em.

That rant was actualy more focused on people who think taking away guns will take away violence Hollow

Thanks Air, good to know someone agrees. Also that rant on guns was also against people who take the blame off the people who fire the weapon and place it on the gun itself.

The War

Oh man touchy subject this week, well f**k this needs to be said. Wasn\'t this war suppose to be started to oh I dunno, TAKE TERRORISM THE F**K OUT! Not bring down our oil prices Mr. Bush. Let\'s look at the world. Syria, Saudi Arbia, and Lebeon all harbor terrorists and Osama Bin Camel Humping\'s on the loose, yet what does Bush do? Gets us more oil, yey~, well the economy is important and oil nwill help, but isn\'t our safety top prioity, you wanna do something about the economy, well I\'ll rant about that tomorrow, but for nolw look at it through Iraqi eyes. We marched in, blew up parts of their country, promise to fix it up and leave. Well it\'s all fixed up, the Iraqis are trained, SO WHY THE H**L ARE WE STILL THERE D**N IT! Because Bush wants oil. Pure and simple ain\'t it. In the Iraqi eyes, we\'re just another conquering army. Then there\'s people blaming Bush for not starting the war before 9-11. Ask yourself this. Before 9-11, would you have beleive 11 men, merely 11 dots, could cause the most damage this country will most likely see this century? Think about that for awhile. This Evan, MMPC\'s anti-war fox, and I\'m done for now.

[Edited on 25/12/04 by Otoko Ryoushi]

Aha..well yeah, taking away guns won\'t take away violence, for sure.

About the war issue..it\'s a touchy one, I\'m for and against it. Against because hey--those soldiers there really need to get back home, this is utter bull that we\'re not out of there yet. For because we got Saddam, at least. Course, we weren\'t after him in the first place and he wasn\'t really a threat at the time--but hey, whatever distracts the American public from the main goal for long enough!

[quote]Originally posted by Otoko Ryoushi
The War

Oh man touchy subject this week, well f**k this needs to be said. Wasn\'t this war suppose to be started to oh I dunno, TAKE TERRORISM THE F**K OUT! Not bring down our oil prices Mr. Bush. Let\'s look at the world. Syria, Saudi Arbia, and Lebeon all harbor terrorists and Osama Bin Camel Humping\'s on the loose, yet what does Bush do? Gets us more oil, yey~, well the economy is important and oil nwill help, but isn\'t our safety top prioity, you wanna do something about the economy, well I\'ll rant about that tomorrow, but for nolw look at it through Iraqi eyes. We marched in, blew up parts of their country, promise to fix it up and leave. Well it\'s all fixed up, the Iraqis are trained, SO WHY THE H**L ARE WE STILL THERE D**N IT! Because Bush wants oil. Pure and simple ain\'t it. In the Iraqi eyes, we\'re just another conquering army. Then there\'s people blaming Bush for not starting the war before 9-11. Ask yourself this. Before 9-11, would you have beleive 11 men, merely 11 dots, could cause the most damage this country will most likely see this century? Think about that for awhile. This Evan, MMPC\'s anti-war fox, and I\'m done for now.

[Edited on 25/12/04 by Otoko Ryoushi] [/quote]

They almost got him in Afghanistan.

About the religion thing; I don\'t go to church and I don\'t read the Bible. Why? I don\'t like the church. There\'s too much corruption and desire for control over others. And the Bible? Who wrote it? Did God write it? No. The Roman Catholic bishops. Did they write everything truthfully and accurately? Of course not! It even went to the extreme of stealing stories from other religions! And, how long after the occasion was i written? Decades; plus, most of what was written was based upon hearsay, so most of the miricals could have been little things that over the years, people exaggerated.

[Edited on 25/12/04 by AirMan]

Economy

Robin Hood, where arte thou, cause I need som dough! The economy\'s so bad in the states it costs more to buy some milk then walk around the den of freaks at a theme park. Here\'s me simple plan to fix the economy, STOP SPENDING 16 MIL ON MILITARY WEAPONS SITTING IN AN ARMORY! We already have enough body Armor, nukes, and such to protect ourselves, now stop spending so much on making us a militant state and start giving some of that money to schools, social security, and revival of the economy. Russia, our biggest military competor spends 4 mil on military operations, and they\'re an ally. Terrorist spend around the1 thousand dollar range. I think we have enough of an edgke. When Bush started we had a 13 million (just guessing here I know it was in that area) dollar surplus. In less then 2 years that was turn into a debt. Guess where it went? Too greasing the palms of politicains and big companies, needless campaigns, and probly hookers for the senators. Before anyone starts no I am not a democrat, I am not a republican, or a liberal. I\'m just some f**kin\' furry with ideas that politicans are affraid to take action on, because it\'ll make them poor. This is Evan, you\'re seriously p**sed at the system fox, saying this world\'s going to hell and voting Bush into office helped.


Note: I think Kerry was too much of a p**sy to handle the office anyway.

I know what will help the econemy. STOP GOING TO WAR! Did Bush realise what this war would cost when he started to go to Iraq? Did he know what debt it would get the country in!? You know, I wouldn\'t be surprise if by the end of this war, America was in the state Germany was in after the First World War.

Yes, but then again, do we really know half of the crap that the military researches?

I know they were working on a special camflouage armor, but that armor hasn\'t been put to use... yet. (Saw it on history channel.)

Sigh. Yeah, the spending is just plain outright nuts.

My christmas wish was for a new adminstration! =p

Hey..come on now. Fox News told me that Clinton is the source for the economy\'s problems we\'re having right now. When has Fox News ever been wrong? :rofl:

Since when are there economical problems in the States? With those other not-so-devaluated currencies (Euro\'s, anyone?)you can get everything there for nope! Those stores over there are therefore making huge profits!

Do you live in Pennslyvannia PUNK? No? The U.S.? No? Well guess what, WE AREN\'T ALL RICH! The economy\'s in the toilet, we\'re at war, and a redneck is president, we\'re not all rich, stores are going bankrupt, and jobs are being shipped over seas. No matter what stereotype you beleive in, we have a crappy economy, and congrats you gave me another thing to rant on.

Tomorrow: Stereotypes

Well sorry for snapping at you then PUNK

Stereotypes

Aren\'t these just fun? I mean categorizing a group of people even if you don\'t know them well so that it\'s easier for your puny brain to handle, isn\'t that fun. Well guess what, all those stereotypes about the U.S. richman or the Canadian who says \'Eh\' all the time, THEY\'RE ALL A LOAD OF S**T. I\'m American myself, so where\'s my money, hmm? Where\'s the money to the thousands of families who have parents who were laid off, or just have plain lazy fat f**ks of guardians? I\'ll tell you were in the 5% of American rich bastards who actually are rich. And as for Canada, well we have an example of that here, the doc, kewl guy huh, he\'s canadian, but do we hear \'eh\' or see him spelling about as \'aboot\'? No because STEREOTYPES ARE LIES! Get that through your black and white viewing mind, people don\'t all fit into the same categories. \"Well there\'s some people who aren\'t like that, but most are\" Oh yeah most are. I invite any Canadian who say aboot or eh constantly to post here, and I also invite any American who\'s rich to post here. Not gonna happen. Now I invite the opposite, casual speaking Canadians and poor to middle class Americans. Suddenly we get a lot of people posting, know why? Because that stereotype of rich America. LIE. Stereotype of japanese people all driving short cars. Obviously a LIE. How about a European one now to convince you. All Spanish are muscular and tall. You WISH. All British people sip tea and cakes. I don\'t believe our own STZ does nor do any of his friends, LIE. All italians are fat and connected to the mafia, my mom\'s ex wasn\'t, LIE. Notice we\'ve seen a lot of lies here? Think about it next time you categorize a person or nation. Remember all muslims aren\'t terrorists, all Americans aren\'t rednecks or rich people, and all Irish aren\'t drunks. This is Evan, your non-stereotyped angry fox, and f**k anyone who categorizes me.

How about Dutchmen wearing clogs, or germans going all \"Bier und Bratwurst\"?

But yeah, stigmatizing (as such is also called) people is a dumb thing to do as it can very well piss those who are off.

I can remember how I\'m so treated too differently for my likes just because I happen to be \"autistic\". The class was handling an emotional issue of \"how far can you stand from the other before you notice the person is too close to you\". I was supposed to wait until the others are done because the teacher wanted to show how much bigger the gap between me and the other would be comparing to others. Ain\'t that embarrasing?

And at another time when we were handling sexual education, I got only the factual questions, while the others got more than these too. Again, just because I happen to be autistic. God! I could mutilate those teachers in the most painful way. :madgo:

Er, honestly, if your content was good enough, you wouldn\'t need to throw in an explicitive every 3 words. I\'ve said that before though...

Muslims don\'t go by \"Thou Shall Not Kill.\" Muhammed actually encouraged religous jihads against nonbelievers. This is, the attack and eradification of opposing religions.

I think it\'s more of a \"Thou Shalt Not Kill an Innocent\" deal. But I\'m not sure on that part.

[Edited on 31-12-2004 by AimMan v2.5]

[quote]Originally posted by AimMan v2.5
Er, honestly, if your content was good enough, you wouldn\'t need to throw in an explicitive every 3 words. I\'ve said that before though...

Muslims don\'t go by \"Thou Shall Not Kill.\" Muhammed actually encouraged religous jihads against nonbelievers. This is, the attack and eradification of opposing religions.

I think it\'s more of a \"Thou Shalt Not Kill an Innocent\" deal. But I\'m not sure on that part.

[Edited on 31-12-2004 by AimMan v2.5] [/quote]
Sadly, I\'m not sure that\'s gonna hold up... remember the European Crusades were held by so-called Christians, who actually ended up sacking the Byzantine Empire which was very Christian itself...
The point is, not all Christians are like that.

What I meant was that the religion supports jihads. Or at least a section of it. The crusades are another matter entirely. They were done because of the Pope\'s escelation of power and junk. Jihads go by a \"Thou Shall Not Kill the Innocent\" rule, I believe. However, in the eyes of a jihader, the opponent is likely rarely innocent.

Not sure I really caught what you meant there...

I guess my main point is, that the Crusades are a good example of the flaws in some Christian believers, but that not all Christians are like that.

Ok, I get it now. What you mean is, I failed to point out that not all Muslims believe in religous jihads.