[font=bankgothic Lt BT]Okay. What is there really to say? I just kind of have to get this little thing off of my chest here.
They\'re bashing the movies for being all about the action. WELL NO F**CKING DUH. That\'s what the game\'s all about, jackass. Action. There is no storyline (Not a solid one at least), just minute after minute of gory fast paced action.
And they\'re saying that the whole concept is a B movie. Yet again: WELL NO F**CKING DUH. The whole story behind Resident Evil is, if you take out the conspiracy and all, a pure B movie. That\'s all it is- it doesn\'t strive to be any more than that.
They also complain that the movie is \"...geared exclusively to the atavistic fantasies of a 15-year-old male gamer.\"
How many times do I have to say it.
NO. F**CKING. DUH.
I haven\'t seen all too many adult males that play Resident Evil, have you (And by that I mean past twenties, into the middle years)? If it was so bad to you, then...WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEE IT? You don\'t know what the crap Resident Evil even is!
All I\'m saying is that: the reviewers should start thinking that adults PROBABLY don\'t want to see a movie based on a video game. Screw that, DEFINITELY. So. They review for the target audience (IE- \"...15-year-old male gamers.\"(... I really lothe these people and their steryotypes, by the way)).
So sit down, shaddup, cry about it, and get over it. Hey, after that, why don\'t you go watch Casablanca? That should make you feel a LOT better after you\'re done bitching about a movie that you\'ve never even heard the premise of.
I hate critics.[/font]
Reality swirled in a wholly blue manner, revealing absolutely nothing of merit. Things flashed madly in and out of existence like some entirely other sort of phenomena. On a whim, Kurt Vonnegut imploded, taking a sizeable hunk of Massachusetts with him. However, seeing as Massachusetts wasn't entirely sure it existed, the chunk wasn't all that big.

