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[font=bankgothic Lt BT]Okay. What is there really to say? I just kind of have to get this little thing off of my chest here.

They\'re bashing the movies for being all about the action. WELL NO F**CKING DUH. That\'s what the game\'s all about, jackass. Action. There is no storyline (Not a solid one at least), just minute after minute of gory fast paced action.

And they\'re saying that the whole concept is a B movie. Yet again: WELL NO F**CKING DUH. The whole story behind Resident Evil is, if you take out the conspiracy and all, a pure B movie. That\'s all it is- it doesn\'t strive to be any more than that.

They also complain that the movie is \"...geared exclusively to the atavistic fantasies of a 15-year-old male gamer.\"

How many times do I have to say it.

NO. F**CKING. DUH.

I haven\'t seen all too many adult males that play Resident Evil, have you (And by that I mean past twenties, into the middle years)? If it was so bad to you, then...WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEE IT? You don\'t know what the crap Resident Evil even is!

All I\'m saying is that: the reviewers should start thinking that adults PROBABLY don\'t want to see a movie based on a video game. Screw that, DEFINITELY. So. They review for the target audience (IE- \"...15-year-old male gamers.\"(... I really lothe these people and their steryotypes, by the way)).

So sit down, shaddup, cry about it, and get over it. Hey, after that, why don\'t you go watch Casablanca? That should make you feel a LOT better after you\'re done bitching about a movie that you\'ve never even heard the premise of.

I hate critics.[/font]


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I personally don\'t like the RE movies because of the abscence of Jill, and how the Licker was this \"super badass enemy\" in the first movie. Uh, it\'s a Licker. Hunters are worse. *shrug* Ah well, it\'s an american made movie based on a japanese game, whaddya expect.

But anyways, critics are abunch of 40 year olds with nothing better to do than gripe. :lol:

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No one really likes critics nowadays. Especially me when it comes to Gundam SEED. XP

But you\'re right. Resident Evil was pretty intense. I haven\'t seen the second one yet tho. It features hell hounds and Tyrant!

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The RE movies... Yea, they ROCKED. I mean, the movies were really intense, which the appearance of SO many classic enemies and the Explosions!:D


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I didn\'t like them on the sole fact that the zombies where.....well, not like they should be. They seemed to have a blood lust instead of just an insatible hunger. Zombies don\'t get any better that Night of the Living Dead. Best low buget movie ever.


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First of all, I haven\'t played any of the Resident Evil games.

I saw the first movie a few months ago, and I thought that it wasn\'t bad at all (I heard much worse). Sure, it isn\'t a perfect movie, but I took it as an enjoyable horror-ish movie. You just have to learn not to pay attention to all the little details. :)


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The first movie was terrible. I was hesitant in watching the second movie, but... my friend talked me into it. I gotta say, the second movie is 100 times better. You know what could have made it even better? Leon and/or Claire. Of course. ^_^

Second time is the charm in this series. The second game was the best in my opinion.

But I must agree, movie critics give no respect to videogame movies, especially Roger Ebert.

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I did saw em both when they were released.I truly spected something else.
I was hoping to see jill or at least chris,but no.It started with a totally different story/characters.jesus,is shinji mikami concern of this?:conf::conf:

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The first movie was terrible.


[font=bankgothic lt BT]WHATWHATWHAT?!?

I liked the first movie. I thought it was very much like the first game- you really don\'t see all too many zombies until about halfway through, you know? Put a little suspense in me on my part.[/font]

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You know what could have made it even better? Leon and/or Claire. Of course. ^_^


[font=bankgothic lt BT]Hell yes. [/font]

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Second time is the charm in this series. The second game was the best in my opinion.


[font=bankgothic lt BT]That\'s funny, I liked Code Veronica better. I thought it had the best voice acting in the RE series (leaving out RE4, narurally). Not to mention the whole assortment of weapons.[/font]

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But I must agree, movie critics give no respect to videogame movies, especially Roger Ebert.


[font=bankgothic lt BT]Then again, I do wonder what he gave the Super Mario Brothers movie. Bet he gave it thumbs up, the jackass.[/font]


Reality swirled in a wholly blue manner, revealing absolutely nothing of merit. Things flashed madly in and out of existence like some entirely other sort of phenomena. On a whim, Kurt Vonnegut imploded, taking a sizeable hunk of Massachusetts with him. However, seeing as Massachusetts wasn't entirely sure it existed, the chunk wasn't all that big.