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wah-lah!


EDIT: VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!!
http://www.threadless.com/submission/52983/Bandit_Buddha

[Edited on 9/6/2005 by ELBURITO]

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRT!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wew... what a laugh...

Well, actually, it wasn\'t THAT funny, but it was a bit fun.


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I can see it now...

Bandit Buddha: THIS IS A STICK UP!!! EVERYONE GIMME YOUR CHI!!!


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I can see it now...

Bandit Buddha: THIS IS A STICK UP!!! EVERYONE GIMME YOUR CHI!!!


Me: \'Sorry, Buddha, I don\'t have any. I lost it all at gambling.\'


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That\'s pretty darn funny!


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That\'s pretty darn funny!


The Buddha? Or Flareys and me word jokes?


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*Pffffth* That has got to be.....the greatest de-famement of a Religious character I have ever seen...

*Buddah driving a stolen Ferrari*

Buddah: Materialistic things should not be valued...

*Gets stopped by Cop and is handcuffed*

Buddah: Let go of me you *beep*! I know where your subconsious lives!

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I dunno. I think the funniest religious parody is still one of Family\'s Guy\'s episodes.

But this ranks right up there with them. I\'ll give it a 10 just for the amusing pictures it gives.

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I dunno. I think the funniest religious parody is still one of Family\'s Guy\'s episodes.

But this ranks right up there with them. I\'ll give it a 10 just for the amusing pictures it gives.


Right...

Hey! Anyone got some more word jokes on this?


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...Well, Buddha\'s followers had to get all that gold for the statues somewhere right?... Give me all you chi. You crack me up.

But yeah, it looks good. Is it another T-shirt design? Cause it would be pretty great on a shirt.

[Edited on 28-8-2005 by AimMan v2.5]


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Hey, Aim\'s got some idea...
I\'m gonna make a fortune with Buddha-printed shirts! :P


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Accually, I was submitting it to threadless (t-shirt design contest) as soon as I tweek a few things.

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Accually, I was submitting it to threadless (t-shirt design contest) as soon as I tweek a few things.


Man. You\'re a good T-shirt designer. You\'ve got to be able to make catchy designs in order to do that. I can\'t really do stuff outside of single character pictures and scenes.


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Oh! Here\'s a new one...

Bandit Buddha: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! ALL YOUR INNER PEACE ARE BELONG TO ME!

Eh? EH?... Hey, stop looking at me like that!!!


[Edited on 29-8-2005 by FlareMan]


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In the last contest I entered, I got 2nd out of 400 some entries.
</brag>

[Edited on 8/29/2005 by ELBURITO]

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Burito, dude! you\'re an excellent shirt artist. The things you come up with are generic, but could catch on and make a trend.

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[quote]Originally posted by FlareMan
Oh! Here\'s a new one...

Bandit Buddha: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! ALL YOUR INNER PEACE ARE BELONG TO ME!

Eh? EH?... Hey, stop looking at me like that!!!


[Edited on 29-8-2005 by FlareMan] [/quote]

YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO NIRVANA! YOU HAVE HAVE NO CHANCE TO REINCARNATE MAKE YOUR TIME.

Yeah. I went there.

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A BIG FAT GUY NAMED BUDDHA

\"GET AWAY FROM THE CHI, MOTHER******\"


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Chi?
Wouldn\'t it be Karma?
Maybe not, I don\'t know.

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Chi?
Wouldn\'t it be Karma?
Maybe not, I don\'t know.


Chi is life energy. Karma is the harmony of the spirit.


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I knew what Karma was.
Sadly, I thought Chi was like DBZ shit.

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I knew what Karma was.
Sadly, I thought Chi was like DBZ shit.


Yeah, they use it there. But they just used the Chi-shit for that. Buddha is da one and only Original GOKU!


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Yeah, they use it there. But they just used the Chi-shit for that. Buddha is da one and only Original GOKU!


Woah, Goku really let himself go!

[Edited on 29-8-2005 by Megaman Masta]

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[quote]Originally posted by Megaman Masta

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Yeah, they use it there. But they just used the Chi-shit for that. Buddha is da one and only Original GOKU!


Woah, Goku really let himself go!

[Edited on 29-8-2005 by Megaman Masta] [/quote]

Yeah. When he was still Buddha, he used those shitty Diet tips on internet, and he also worked out a lot... and he changed to more fashionable clothes, moved to another planet, redid his hair (used to be balc) but he could do those Chi things of attacks already...

Buddha, shouting at Jesus in heaven: \"It this son of a B****! KAMEHAMEHA!\"


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Interesting thing about Buddha is that he was a skinny guy (of course because of his diet and constant meditating). So why are there so many images of him as a fat, rolly-polly? My guess is that when Buddhism was being spread around the world, people learned that meditating creates a small bulge where the stomach is (caused by the breathing techniques used). Now, I\'m guessing people thought if the Buddha was the “Enlightened One” through meditating, he must have a really big stomach. The image must have stuck in people\'s minds and so common place now days. But... you can still find artwork and statues him skinny if you search for it.

Sorry... I just had to say that. ^^;;

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Nice. That\'s all there is to say. XD

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Yeah, they use it there. But they just used the Chi-shit for that. Buddha is da one and only Original GOKU!


Woah, Goku really let himself go!

[Edited on 29-8-2005 by Megaman Masta] [/quote]

XD OMG! ^____^ I guess so. He DOES eat like his body weight in food every time he gets a chance.



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Mehehe. Breakman\'s in Smart-Alec Mode. Still, that\'s interesting. You know, really, all portraits and representations of famous figures tend to differentiate depending on where you are. I mean, I believe that there were bagillions of Greek and Romon statues made to honor the peoples\' emporers, and not just in Greece and Roman. Therefore, many people worked off of only an artistic description of the emporer. Also, some artist\'s representations are skewed. For instance, Anne of Cloves was actually very unattractive. However, the artist painted her attractively in order to please King Henry the Eighth (is all that right?).


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Interesting thing about Buddha is that he was a skinny guy (of course because of his diet and constant meditating). So why are there so many images of him as a fat, rolly-polly? My guess is that when Buddhism was being spread around the world, people learned that meditating creates a small bulge where the stomach is (caused by the breathing techniques used). Now, I\'m guessing people thought if the Buddha was the “Enlightened One” through meditating, he must have a really big stomach. The image must have stuck in people\'s minds and so common place now days. But... you can still find artwork and statues him skinny if you search for it.

Sorry... I just had to say that. ^^;;


My brother has a bodhisattva statue that is skinny.



To be honest, I didn\'t do this peice as a religious parody, but hey, Art\'s what you make it.

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You know Break, you make me wonder, WAS JESUS A FAT-@$$?
I mean, Buddha was skinny, yet we think of him as fat, Jesus, most statues show him skinny, but was he actually? Well, he was poor and stuff, and was also kinda on a diet and meditating... but otherwise, was he fat? Was he ever fat?


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Doubt it. He was a carpenter. That was one of the most physicall engaging jobs of the time.

Anyway, considering that Buddha is actually meant to refer to anyone that has achieved enlightenment, could it be that the two types statues represent two different people entirely?