Note: The following is an example of what NOTto be done.
I pledge on my honor (though I may have none)to:
Uselessly bump old topics for fun.
Consider my membership as a joke.
Have as many files as possible to have.
Crack as many files as I can.
Make sure that whenever I post that it be off topic.
Only pay attention to other spammers.
Create topics that have been done many times before.
Seek to have the greatest record for double-posting.
Create topics that you know should be moved.
Create topics that have no point.
Never use the help threads.
Seek to get banned as fast as possible then come back with a new account.
Make fun of people and get into fights.
Spell everything incorrectly.
Put spoilers on everything, but never appropriately.
Reply in short messages.
Use smilies whenever I don't need them.
All these must be in order to annoy people.
[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Ribitta]