Note: The following is an example of what NOTto be done.

Spammers motto

I pledge on my honor (though I may have none)to:
Uselessly bump old topics for fun.
Consider my membership as a joke.
Have as many files as possible to have.
Crack as many files as I can.
Swear pervasively.
Make sure that whenever I post that it be off topic.
Only pay attention to other spammers.
Create topics that have been done many times before.
Seek to have the greatest record for double-posting.
Create topics that you know should be moved.
Create topics that have no point.
Never use the help threads.
Seek to get banned as fast as possible then come back with a new account.
Make fun of people and get into fights.
Spell everything incorrectly.
Put spoilers on everything, but never appropriately.
Reply in short messages.
Use smilies whenever I don\'t need them.

All these must be in order to annoy people.


[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Ribitta]

Did I miss anything?

You missed one

\"make a english teacher commit suicide with a nearby coffee mug.\"

Exactily, that would proboly be about right. Although the one Master_Tiger made, let it be. But really noobs do the opposite of this pledge and you\'ll be fine.

I can **** ***** swear ***** if I ***** want *** to, **** you *****.

Hmm, even oldies break the rules I guess.

thats not good but some times it justs comes out

Spammers\' motto:

Piss off Morph
Piss off 777 (Do not piss him off too his max, very scary..)
Piss off Black Dranzer.exe
Piss off Hollow Torment
Piss off all mods
Piss off Dr. C.
Piss off Santa Claus
Piss off Ribbitta
Piss off Zero (Bad, VERY BAD)
Piss off pretty much everyone

(Don\'t reply to this, Morphie)

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by zero777]

*shakes head laughing*

777... seriously, you amuse me, you clown. How could one ever piss me off? I don\'t get pissed. Ever. Just annoyed.
How could one get YOU pissed? To a maximum? And it is being scary?
Suuuuurre...

I don\'t think Ribitta is trying to make a list of people you should not piss off, but rather what SPAMmers/N00bs (whatever your definition of them is) could have for motto.

Are you trying to piss everyone off? Good luck then. You prolly need it.

*walks away laughing*

Dang funny fellow... How pathetic...

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Morphman]

My version
I pledge to
PM Admins that they are ****heads
Pretend to be autistic so people want to mmurder me (*COugh MMTN *cough*
Make 500 posts a day (Flashbacks MOrph?)
Make the first ever 900 straight double posts
make my username Donkey**** (Remember this guy?)
Make blank topics and replies
Always cross my fingers when I apologize to someone on the board
fill out every category of my registration form with gibberish
Send viruses to people on the board
and last
Post porn on oekai
Note: I am not pledging any of this just writing my own version

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe]

Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe]

Dang this screwed up too:cry:.

Morph prolly has a faulty quote tag.

Just to let you know, that huge quote screwed up everything. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTAH!

I guess I could put some things about okeki...

Woops, sorry people, \'s kinda hard not to mess up a quote when ya have so many.
Sorry, \'s right, right?

Just hope there won\'t come someone who wants to be \"T3h Gr34T3St SP4Mm3R 0\' Th3M 4Ll\" and go make hundreds of threads in each and every forum with either giant posts or blank ones and lots of swearing and PG-18 material.

[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I\'m so happy!

[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I\'m so happy! [/quote]
Trust me I have a ton of them waiting for you
I missed one in my motto it\'s
I pledge to steal peoples passwords by registering as dr._cossack
XD Dr. C. probably remembers that.

[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I\'m so happy! [/quote]
Trust me I have a ton of them waiting for you
I missed one in my motto it\'s
I pledge to steal peoples passwords by registering as dr._cossack
XD Dr. C. probably remembers that. [/quote]
WAAAAH!!! I\'m so sad now!

[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I\'m so happy! [/quote]
Trust me I have a ton of them waiting for you
I missed one in my motto it\'s
I pledge to steal peoples passwords by registering as dr._cossack
XD Dr. C. probably remembers that. [/quote]
WAAAAH!!! I\'m so sad now! [/quote]
Funny i\'m laughing at your pity anyways here is another one
I pledge to make fifty accounts that all start with Irishkiller and end with 3 didgits
(Remember this proto?)

Here\'s one for ya; \"I promise to have many PM-worthy conversations on the board that are completely off-topic.\" Why does that seem to be happening so much anymore?

-Ri