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Ribitta
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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 4:45:39 [Post link]
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Note: The following is an example of what NOTto be done.

Spammers motto

I pledge on my honor (though I may have none)to:
Uselessly bump old topics for fun.
Consider my membership as a joke.
Have as many files as possible to have.
Crack as many files as I can.
Swear pervasively.
Make sure that whenever I post that it be off topic.
Only pay attention to other spammers.
Create topics that have been done many times before.
Seek to have the greatest record for double-posting.
Create topics that you know should be moved.
Create topics that have no point.
Never use the help threads.
Seek to get banned as fast as possible then come back with a new account.
Make fun of people and get into fights.
Spell everything incorrectly.
Put spoilers on everything, but never appropriately.
Reply in short messages.
Use smilies whenever I don't need them.

All these must be in order to annoy people.


[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Ribitta]

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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 5:12:57 [Post link]
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Originally posted by Ribitta
Note: The following is an example of what NOTto be done.

Spammers motto

I pledge on my honor (though I may have none)to:
Uselessly bump old topics for fun.
Consider my membership as a joke.
Have as many files as possible to have.
Crack as many files as I can.
Swear pervasively.
Make sure that whenever I post that it be off topic.
Only pay attention to other spammers.
Create topics that have been done many times before.
Seek to have the greatest record for double-posting.
Create topics that you know should be moved.
Create topics that have no point.
Never use the help threads.
Seek to get banned as fast as possible then come back with a new account.
Make fun of people and get into fights.
Spell everything incorrectly.
Put spoilers on everything, but never appropriately.
Reply in short messages.

All these must be in order to annoy people.


Ahh yes. I remember taking that pledge--I mean...*eyes begin to shift from side to side* Run away!! *Runs away* :lol:
Just kidding:lol:
But, that sounds about right, Ribitta.


Ribitta
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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 5:29:48 [Post link]
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Did I miss anything?

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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 5:45:24 [Post link]
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ribitta
Did I miss anything?


Just one thing that I can think of. (Look at the very last one)

Spammers motto

I pledge on my honor (though I may have none)to:
Uselessly bump old topics for fun.
Consider my membership as a joke.
Have as many files as possible to have.
Crack as many files as I can.
Swear pervasively.
Make sure that whenever I post that it be off topic.
Only pay attention to other spammers.
Create topics that have been done many times before.
Seek to have the greatest record for double-posting.
Create topics that you know should be moved.
Create topics that have no point.
Never use the help threads.
Seek to get banned as fast as possible then come back with a new account.
Make fun of people and get into fights.
Spell everything incorrectly.
Put spoilers on everything, but never appropriately.
Reply in short messages.
Always use too many smilies in my posts, even if I don't need them.

All these must be in order to annoy people.


Master_Tiger
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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 11:21:38 [Post link]
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You missed one

"make a english teacher commit suicide with a nearby coffee mug."


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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 12:04:25 [Post link]
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Exactily, that would proboly be about right. Although the one Master_Tiger made, let it be. But really noobs do the opposite of this pledge and you'll be fine.


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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 12:11:01 [Post link]
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I can **** ***** swear ***** if I ***** want *** to, **** you *****.


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Ribitta
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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 16:34:09 [Post link]
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Hmm, even oldies break the rules I guess.

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Posted on December 12, 2005 at 18:47:14 [Post link]
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thats not good but some times it justs comes out

Spider777
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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 15:14:44 [Post link]
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Spammers' motto:

Piss off Morph
Piss off 777 (Do not piss him off too his max, very scary..)
Piss off Black Dranzer.exe
Piss off Hollow Torment
Piss off all mods
Piss off Dr. C.
Piss off Santa Claus
Piss off Ribbitta
Piss off Zero (Bad, VERY BAD)
Piss off pretty much everyone

(Don't reply to this, Morphie)

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by zero777]


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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 15:19:26 [Post link]
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*shakes head laughing*

777... seriously, you amuse me, you clown. How could one ever piss me off? I don't get pissed. Ever. Just annoyed.
How could one get YOU pissed? To a maximum? And it is being scary?
Suuuuurre...

I don't think Ribitta is trying to make a list of people you should not piss off, but rather what SPAMmers/N00bs (whatever your definition of them is) could have for motto.

Are you trying to piss everyone off? Good luck then. You prolly need it.

*walks away laughing*

Dang funny fellow... How pathetic...

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Morphman]


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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 15:54:43 [Post link]
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Quote:
Originally posted by Morphman
*shakes head laughing*

777... seriously, you amuse me, you clown. How could one ever piss me off? I don't get pissed. Ever. Just annoyed.
How could one get YOU pissed? To a maximum? And it is being scary?
Suuuuurre...

I don't think Ribitta is trying to make a list of people you should not piss off, but rather what SPAMmers/N00bs (whatever your definition of them is) could have for motto.

Are you trying to piss everyone off? Good luck then. You prolly need it.

*walks away laughing*

Dang funny fellow...

I finally made made him think I'm funny! I AM THE MASTER CLOWN OF INTERORDI!!!!!!!!!!!! (When you piss me off, I start drowning puppies.)


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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 17:30:03 [Post link]
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My version
I pledge to
PM Admins that they are ****heads
Pretend to be autistic so people want to mmurder me (*COugh MMTN *cough*
Make 500 posts a day (Flashbacks MOrph?)
Make the first ever 900 straight double posts
make my username Donkey**** (Remember this guy?)
Make blank topics and replies
Always cross my fingers when I apologize to someone on the board
fill out every category of my registration form with gibberish
Send viruses to people on the board
and last
Post porn on oekai
Note: I am not pledging any of this just writing my own version

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe]


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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 17:46:46 [Post link]
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Quote:
Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
My version
I pledge to
PM Admins that they are ****heads


I wouldn't even say that in a place Admins could come...

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Pretend to be autistic so people want to mmurder me (*COugh MMTN *cough*


Real autistic people can be quite nice. You even know one, BD.

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Make 500 posts a day (Flashbacks MOrph?)


I don't remember doing such a thing...

Quote:
Make the first ever 900 straight double posts


By that time someone will have found out.

Quote:
make my username Donkey**** (Remember this guy?)


If I'd do, would I want to?

Quote:
Make blank topics and replies


People can be either forgetful, thinking the subject is obvious enough, or, as you prolly had intended , SPAMmer.

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Always cross my fingers when I apologize to someone on the board


We can't check on that.

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fill out every category of my registration form with gibberish


One might have done just that, and ask forgiveness, what would you do?

Quote:
Send viruses to people on the board


I did not do that! I swear!

And I swear I did not cross my left index and middle fingers just now!

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and last
Post porn on oekai
Note: I am not pledging any of this just writing my own version


That would be deleted straight away, like that IMMENSE comment of some guy about a month ago. Remember Doc?

Note: I sure do hope so.

[Edited on 14-12-2005 by Dr. Cossack]


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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 19:56:34 [Post link]
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Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe]


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Ribitta
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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 23:41:07 [Post link]
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Dang this screwed up too:cry:.

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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 23:41:51 [Post link]
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Morph prolly has a faulty quote tag.


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Posted on December 13, 2005 at 23:51:34 [Post link]
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Just to let you know, that huge quote screwed up everything. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTAH!

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Posted on December 14, 2005 at 0:09:36 [Post link]
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I guess I could put some things about okeki...

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Posted on December 14, 2005 at 3:26:08 [Post link]
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It's sort of funny to look at those and count how many of these events actually happened.. You could be surprised...


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Posted on December 14, 2005 at 15:20:05 [Post link]
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Woops, sorry people, 's kinda hard not to mess up a quote when ya have so many.
Sorry, 's right, right?

Just hope there won't come someone who wants to be "T3h Gr34T3St SP4Mm3R 0' Th3M 4Ll" and go make hundreds of threads in each and every forum with either giant posts or blank ones and lots of swearing and PG-18 material.


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Posted on December 15, 2005 at 16:28:31 [Post link]
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[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I'm so happy!


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Posted on December 15, 2005 at 18:11:16 [Post link]
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[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I'm so happy! [/quote]
Trust me I have a ton of them waiting for you
I missed one in my motto it's
I pledge to steal peoples passwords by registering as dr._cossack
XD Dr. C. probably remembers that.


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Posted on December 16, 2005 at 2:36:20 [Post link]
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[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I'm so happy! [/quote]
Trust me I have a ton of them waiting for you
I missed one in my motto it's
I pledge to steal peoples passwords by registering as dr._cossack
XD Dr. C. probably remembers that. [/quote]
WAAAAH!!! I'm so sad now!


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Rioni... thanks for the Final-Zero music..

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Posted on December 16, 2005 at 18:15:03 [Post link]
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[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
[quote]Originally posted by Spider777
[quote]Originally posted by Black Dranzer.exe
Morph Are you autisic?
Anyways the reson I say that was there is normal autism which alot of people I know have and alot of them are friends and then there are idiots online like tn who take it to the extremem I doubt he was autistic.
Morph the tags are screwed edit your post

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe] [/quote]
Yay! Your not making fun of me or my post this time! *stats crying* I'm so happy! [/quote]
Trust me I have a ton of them waiting for you
I missed one in my motto it's
I pledge to steal peoples passwords by registering as dr._cossack
XD Dr. C. probably remembers that. [/quote]
WAAAAH!!! I'm so sad now! [/quote]
Funny i'm laughing at your pity anyways here is another one
I pledge to make fifty accounts that all start with Irishkiller and end with 3 didgits
(Remember this proto?)


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Posted on December 16, 2005 at 20:35:48 [Post link]
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Here's one for ya; "I promise to have many PM-worthy conversations on the board that are completely off-topic." Why does that seem to be happening so much anymore? -_-

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