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Ahhh... the great mystery of the x series. What is zero fighting for...

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Zero just enjoys killing people. Simple, short, to the point.


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Including himself, when he runs out of targets. :P


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He is bored, since Alia died, he keeps an eye on X, he is always finding new bad guys to fight.


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He is bored, since Alia died, he keeps an eye on X, he is always finding new bad guys to fight.

*Iris.

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Alia never dies cuz she's hot. Iris, on the other hand...


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Dunno about the rest of you, but I found Alia to be less attractive, so to speak, than Iris.


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Dunno about the rest of you, but I found Alia to be less attractive, so to speak, than Iris.

Iris is dead. How attractive can she be? :P

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Well, seeing how Reploids seemingly don't decay, and that Iris herself didn't seem to have any of her body breached in any manner, I'd say she's more attractive than the typical corpse. D:


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Maybe it's possible that Zero kept her body then...

If there's one thing that will turn a killing machine's crank, it's a dead girl that never decays.

I guess everything worked out in the end after all. :D

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This is why I anger fanboys, I pretend the whole "Zero keeps Iris in a storage locker" thing is canonical.

I mean, he did mellow out after X4, besides the whole "nightmare" thing. Why else would a homicidal maniac mellow out?


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This is why I anger fanboys, I pretend the whole "Zero keeps Iris in a storage locker" thing is canonical.

I mean, he did mellow out after X4, besides the whole "nightmare" thing. Why else would a homicidal maniac mellow out?


I just assumed that he was able to resolve that sexual tensions with X now that Iris was out of the picture.

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Nah, I still say Zero literally has Iris' corpse in a storage locker.

Under his bed.

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Quote from post #228892:
Originally posted by HollowTorment
Nah, I still say Zero literally has Iris' corpse in a storage locker.

Under his bed.

He talks to it at night.

Sometimes it talks back.


"She's so perfect, X. She's like my little living doll. Let's get her cleaned up and set her at the table."

"Uh... Zero?"

"What's that, Iris?"

Kill him before he kills you

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Quote from post #228903:
Originally posted by Mega X.exe
Quote from post #228892:
Originally posted by HollowTorment
Nah, I still say Zero literally has Iris' corpse in a storage locker.

Under his bed.

He talks to it at night.

Sometimes it talks back.


"She's so perfect, X. She's like my little living doll. Let's get her cleaned up and set her at the table."

"Uh... Zero?"

"What's that, Iris?"

Kill him before he kills you

"I can't kill X, silly..."

"Uh... I think Sigma just attacked. I'd better go... and not be here. Ever."


I can see this happening.

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Why, my dear chaps, the answer is presented quite in the general area. It's hard to miss, like the side of a farmhouse.

Cheese, dear boy. Cheese.


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I disagree. Anyone who paid attention to the most integral scene of Zero's development, the aforementioned "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR!?" scene clearly shows that he is fighting for ham. The larger the ham content, the better.


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Quote from post #229045:
Originally posted by RisingDragon
I disagree. Anyone who paid attention to the most integral scene of Zero's development, the aforementioned "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR!?" scene clearly shows that he is fighting for ham. The larger the ham content, the better.


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