Notice that this was a very very old post just to let you know=/

The definition of Kuwanger on Wikipedia.

Well glory be! And here I was under the impression that a Kuwanger was a Roach. XD

See the X series help topic, some people gave tips for that battle already.

Depends. Which game you playin'? (He appears in many.)



Goodguy through and through. It takes a while to explain though. You really have to understand the story.

And, if you don't wanna read this really long funkified story, just go to the bottom where I have a summary in italics.

Welp, of course the story starts at Hunter base, where Zero (We're gonna go with the story where you play as Zero, aight? Since ya don't meet Iris as X.) is listenin' to the main compy blabberin' about some army of mavericks takin' over a place called Sky Lagoon. Of course, Zero's like, "Wtf... an army?" And da compy's like, "Repliforce, d00d!"

So off our hero goes, ponytail ablaze with coolness facter +10 and sabre at the ready for major slicin'-n-dicin', and things are goin' great. Killed a buncha tubby little santa dudes and just narrowly avoided death-by-dragon, when all of a sudden Dragoon pops up at the reactor! Zero's like, "Wha's goin on here!?"

Dragoon: "Oh, hey Zero!"

Zero: "Dragoon? You're from the 14th unit!"

Dragoon: "Uh, yup."

Zero: "Ah..."

Dragoon: "Indeed..."

Zero: "I see..."

Dragoon: "Mm-hmm..."

Zero: "So, uh... what's going on?"

Dragoon: "OH! Right! You remember that big dragon thing that tried to kill ya?"

Zero: "Yeah?"

Dragoon: "Dang thing took out the power reactor."

Zero: "DAMN!"

Soccer Moms: "OH MY GOD!!! WE MUST SUE CAPCOM!!!"

Dragoon: *Ignores the Soccer Moms.* "So anyway..."

Dragoon: "..." *GLances left and right.*

Dragoon: "Crap, F***, Sh**... Heheheh."

Zero: "HEY!"

Dragoon: "Oh right, Sky lagoon got broked."

Zero: "That means..."

Dragoon: "It's time to finish each other's sentences!"

Zero: "Yeah, AND that Sky Lagoon-"

Both: "-is gonna fall!"

Zero: "JYNX!!!

Dragoon: "JYN-Augh! Screw you pal! I'm outta here!"

And so Dragoon leaves all pissed 'cause he owes Zero a soda now. Anywho, Zero's no dummy so he ports out too.

And Sky Lagoon drops.

Now Zero teleports to the surface.

Zero: "Crap... I missed the collisio-I mean... damn! Those idiots will pay!!!"

Soccer Moms: "OMFG, HE SAID CRAP!!! SUE SUE SUE!!!"

Zero: "BLEAH." *Ignores the Soccer Moms.

So Zero goes 'splorin' around the busted-up place and runs into the lil' girl named Iris who is quite literally a damsel in distress. There's even a big nasty dragon to fight and everything!

Zero: "Shweet! Babe-age!"

Iris: "Help me! I've fallen and can't get up!"

Like I said. Big nasty dragon to fight.

Dragon: RARGH!

Zero: AH!

Dragon: REAAARRGH!

Zero: AAAAAH!!!

Dragon: GRARARARRRRGH!!!!

Zero: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Dragon: ...

Zero: ...

*VRRM! VRRM VRRM!!! SHINGSHINGSHING!!! FWOOSH! CRASH CRASH ROOOAAARGH!! SLICE SLICE VRM!!!*

Dragon: X_x

Zero: d b

And having soundly defeated the Draggin', Zero heads back to da babe.

Zero: "Yo! I killed the dragon! How 'bout that ki-wha!?"

But unfortunately, he does not have any alone-time.

Colonel: "Hey!"

Zero: "Hey yourself!"

Colonel: "I'm here to save my sister!"

Zero: "Too late, already done, speedy."

Iris doesn't get to say stuff anymore, so nyeh.

Iris: Bite me... *grumbles.*

Anywho, Zero and Colonel exchange pleasantries, and eventually Zero stops beating around the bush.

Zero: "Did you guys attack dis place and make it all fally-downy-fwoosy-splodey?"

Colonel: "I don't understand what you said but I'm sure I don't like it, so no!"

Zero: "I don't b'leive you! Drop yer sword and come with me, fool!"

Colonel: *Gasps* "My sword!? You want me to drop mah sword!?!?!?"

Zero: "Yeah! Drop it!!!"

Colonel: *Throws a tantrum.* "I dun wanna!!! It's shiny!!!"

Zero: "I said drop it!"

Colonel: "NO NO NO NO NO!!! IT'S MAH SWORD! I DUN WANNA!!!"

Zero: "Dammit! Do it or else we'll have to treat ya like Badguys!!"

Soccer Moms: *The soccer moms cannot be heard because they've been ignored.*

Colonel: "No! You insulted mister shiny slice! I'll make you pay! Just you wait and see, you bully!!!"

So, yeah. Colonel teleports away and tells the General that the Hunters are bein' mean...

General: "They called us what!!?!?"

Colonel: "They said you were fat! And you got a silly dress, and your hat is off-center!"

General: "Hey now... That's just rude! We should do something about that..."

Colonel: "Like...?"

General: "Hmm. Let's declare our total independence from the humans!"

Colonel: "DEATH TO HUMANS!!!"

General: "Um, no no. Independence FROM humans. We don't wanna hurt 'em. >_>"

Colonel: "Beh... Can we hurt Zero at least?"

General: "We'll hurt 'im later."

And so the war begins. If you didn't wanna read all that, here's a lil' summary for ya.

Zero thinks repliforce tried to take over Sky Lagoon, asks Colonel to drop his weapon and come to HQ so he can 'splain himself. Colonel doesn't wanna leave his precious weapon behind so he gets all huffy and decides to leave even though Zero tells him that the Repliforce will be considered mavericks. General then declares the entire Repliforce as an independant civilization and tries to launch his army into space so they can live in peace by themselves. Sigma was the one who made it all confusing and evil. And in conclusion, all of this was Colonel's fault.

Colonel: "Wha!? HEY!!!"

Zero: "It's true..."

[Edited on 12-7-2005 by FlareMan]

BEH. MY version sounded WAAAAY cooler. XD

That's what we call "Comedic editing".

*Shakes head disappointedly* If only... IF only...

I personally think the capsules are connected to a super-secret computer where Light has his consciousness downloaded in the form of a very intricate A.I. system. He watches the world through the internet and thus knows about those things when you find his capsules, which are somehow connected to the main computer, but only have enough power to deliver parts. Disposable capsules, in a sense.


I still have no idea to whom Sigma was referring. He says that this mystery person HATES X, but also that X knows him. Wily hates anything built by Light, but X doesn't know him... He knows Dr. Light, but Dr. Light loves (like a father, mind you...) X. Seriously... wtf?


It's simple.

Reploids = COOL

Humans = BORING

BORING BAD! Boring BAAAD for Capcom's precious! Yeeeesss...

Maybe the whole discussion was unclear because of translation issues? Mega Man X6, a year later, was so full of translation goofs that it wasn't even funny after a while (besides the whole ZELLOOOOOOOOO thing of course). X5's dialogue wasn't as affected, but still.