Oh yea I got one..
I\'m not as think as you drunk I am-Friends (not the show my friends right ultima?)
On this other message board I\'m a bouncer or something an this guy keeps pissin me off by asking, Are you a bouncy bouncer? I got angry so I was gonna shoot him but I would of gotten banned so I used a suction cup dart.

Quick Slobbin! To the Fatmobile!

Eheh...

Its all fun and games, until some one loses an eye..............then its ping-pong

-my friend jakob-

I know your friend didn\'t make that one up. I saw it on T.V. but I digress

hahahahahaha om my god that was funny:lol::lol:

Not really a phrase, but...
did anyone notice the 2 phrases \"This blows\" and \"This sucks\" mean the same thing?
Just an observation.

Hmm.. not really a phrase but somthing funny to think about

\"There are only 10 types of people in the world that understand binary: those who do and those who don\'t\":lol:

Hmm funny phrase...
\"Mmmmm.. open faced club sand wedge.. *drools*\"

My favorite saying is \"There is an invention called a brain,get one!\":lol:

\"some days it almost isn\'t worth it to chew through the leather straps\" -Happy Bunny Shirt

\"I blow my nose at you, son of a silly person! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!\" -The French of Monty Python

\"Life\'s tough. Get a helmet!\" -Eric Matthews, Boy Meets World

I know almost the entire \"Drunk in Public\" act by Ron White by heart, but I won\'t post it if you all don\'t want me to, it would take up too much space for you not to like it.

Vancouver, Canada? I spent a week there one night. -My dad.

I got some funny phrases: \"Your head asplode!\" That was my sig, and none laughed! And :\"This will go through Godzilla like CRAP through a goose!\" That was my part-time sig, and: \"THEY TOOK OUR JEARBS!!!!!!!\" Also my sister said: Never give a crab your money,\'cause then they\'ll order sea pizza for their buddies..

[Edited on 20-8-2004 by Kiryu]

eh, I realize that this is a bumped topic, but I thought of some more phrases:

\"Keyboard not found. Press F7\" ~compaq computer

\"Silent farts,
Deadly farts,
All is calm,
Not fer long...\" ~Larry the Cable Guy

\"The points are worthless. That\'s right, they\'re just like 500 gallons of steak sauce in India...\" ~Drew Carey, \"Who\'s Line is it Anyway\"

\"Never give a drunk man anesthetics. I was drunk and the dentist gave me some laughing gas, walked out of the room for 10 minutes. I pulled my own teeth, saved $142! Found some dentures and was on my way!\" Ron White

Here\'s one that I got off of a bumber sticker...

\"quit tail-gating me or I\'ll flick a booger on your windshield\"

This may not be funny to you but it is to me, it\'s old though.
When someone states th eobvious you say.....
\"No s*** Sherlock!\"

The perfect come back for that is F*** you watson.

ok I have two

\"It\'s 101 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we\'re wearing sunglasses. Lets hit it.\" - The Blues Brothers

\"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win your still retarded.\"

bleagh, I need a laugh, and so do you all, so I\'m bumping this topic and praying that Doc and Co. don\'t get too mad.

\"You can lead a horse to water, but you can\'t make it jump up and down like a cactus on a windy day!\" ~Shelby S.

\"The earliest bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!\"

\"Always borrow money from pessimists--they\'ll never expect it back.\"

\"What would the world be like without hypothetical questions?\"

\"Birds of a feather get shot together\"

\"I\'ve had amnesia once--or was it twice? I forget\"

\"He flew through the air like a small bird attached to a large stone\"

\"Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground, and I\'ll show you a man who can\'t get his pants off at night.\"

Now smile, I command it!:):D:)

Heres a funny phrase, ummmm, let me say it:\"You have fart-mania, a bunch of octopi are getting you, a million dollars are in front of you, guarded by Barney. A new jenka sequence is here: Rock-paper-scissors-fireball-dinosaur-brocolli. A miilion and one monkies got you covered, and they have fart-mania.\"

I made this one up, in my sleep, its funny.

Haha, typical Scottish wisdom:
\'Eagles don\'t catch flies.\'
Aye, mam. =_=;

I\'ve got some.

\'\'Bloody hell!\'\'-Ron from Harry Potter

And heres one I saw in the megaman battle chip challenge official strategy guid.

\'\'Isn\'t Iceman the cutest little thing in that parka?\'\'

\"Football is half of 90% mental\"
John Madden, Madden 2004

From family guy

Stewie and Brian are sleeping in a motel, and there are two guys talking.

G1: Did you get the stuff?
G2: Yeah, all 5 kilos!
G1: Excellent!
Stewie: Oh for god\'s sakes, HE\'S WEARING A WIRE!
G1: What? you son of a......
(Gunshots)
Stewie: Well, that takes care of that.


A guy picks Stewie up to talk to him.
Stewie: PUT ME DOWN! I will give you anything you desire; Money, Women...Men?

I have lots of quotes I really like

\"It seems life is all about-- sex, sex, sex\" --Monty Python, Meaning of Life
\"Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life\" --???
\"What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow!?\" --Monty Python, Quest for the Holy Grail
\"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??\" --Quest for the Holy Grail
\"I hate my life, it\'s a barren wasteland!\" --???
\"I hate it with a passion that burns with the fire of a thousand suns!\" --???
and, last, but not least...

\"I... I told them that.. if.. if they moved my desk one more time.. I would s.. set the building on fire\" --Milton - Office Space

Dave Chappele\'s classic:

Text I\'m rich Beyatch!

I died laughing at that one!

\"Why don\'t you make like a tree and go to hell?\"

Just a conversation I liked...
\"Cure?! With that killer scalpel?!\"
\"I\'m afraid so.\"
-Chipp Zanuff and Faust

\"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!\" FUNNIEST phrase ever! Everybody likes that guy from the Simpsons!

\"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!\" Razor wit at its finest! That guy rocks!

\"I\'m gonna make paper dolls out of you, MegaMan!\" Man, CutMan had a cool voice in the cartoon! It makes it funnier.

\"Voop, beep, beep!\" I can\'t understand what Jet Jaguar says.....

\"Hookie-Dookie!\" Thats what Duo says when he teleports in a arena in Power Fighters.....I\'ll never understand Japanese people.

\"Yeah, shut up kid!\" The Thinikkaman roxorz my boxorz

\"This is a praying mantis!\" I translated Strong Mad speech!

[Edited on 27-9-2004 by Kiryu]

One of my favorites is ....


[font=Times New Roman]Oh yeah.....well your ugly.-I think its from Ace Ventura[/font]



And I also like this...I would say this to parents

[font=Times New Roman]Your Kid maybe an honor roll student,but your still stupid.[/font]

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I think my bro made this up.


[font=Times New Roman]Dont worry,When You die we will remember you,I\'ll just piss on your grave 2 weeks after your 6 feet under..[/font]





And i got this From a show


Yeah Surperior intergilactic grandma after eating a block of cheese,smoking 3 packs of cigaretes,and drinking a quart of milk!DSGUSTING,THATS THE WORD!

[Edited on 24-11-2004 by SuperMilkChan]