Post some funny stuff characters from different video games would never say.

From .hack series...

Aura: Screw you.

From Tales of Symphonia...

(Some random person): Help me please Chosen!

Collete: Agh! Will you quit wining and shut the #%$@ up!

Dart: I don\'t care who\'s controlling who! Just let me slice someone.

Lavitz: Die for my King? As if!
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Link: Why don\'t you get the three spiritual stones and pull out the Master Sword.

Link: Navi\'s gone!? Party time!
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Crono/Marle/Lucca ghosts: You must stop the Time Devourerer

Serge: I don\'t wanna.

Zone of the Enders 2:

\"Do your best to show him the power of the great Zakat\"

\"Get out of my way!\"

\"Find another way!\" Surely he would have sworn or something!

Daxter: Jak! You need some **** driving skills!
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*Kirby Looks at King DeDeDe bathing in the Fountain of Dreams*

Kirby: WTF, you are making it smell like bull****!

King DeDeDe: Get out, I\'m *****, leave!
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Master Hand: FART!

Fox: What, is that *sniff* smell?

*Fox dies of gas*

Master Hand: FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!

Fox: F*ck you, you stupid glove!
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Donald: Sora, are you going to eat me?

Sora: No, I\'ll pee on you and ride you like a knight on a mutant duck! Then I\'ll eat you!

*MegaMan cooks Donald with the B-Gas Cannon*

[Edited on 31-8-2004 by Kiryu]

[Edited on 31-8-2004 by Kiryu]

Just out of curiosity how could the master hand fart? HE\'S A HAND!

~On topic~

Link: \"Oh i wish i could make other noises other than grunts\"

I\'m saying, he has fart-o talk, and he can fart, his back is the poop-deck.

On topic

Clank: I want a B-Gas cannon, Ratchet!

Ratchet: Okaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Sevebot: I want some root beer!

Tron: Join Me MegaMan and be Servebot 41/42
MegaMan: Of Course I will join and give up my sense of justice and integrity but not to get down your pants its just because your soooo Smart Mastress Tron

Lawyer from Vice City :\" Yes Tommy Vercetti is in fact guilty as he has no alibie supported by a witness\"

Dr.Cossack:\" Ok everyone When the Ball drops for new years eve spam the hell out of interordi, DO IT SPAM\"

Random Spammer:\" Ok I believe that my work of spamming is over and can now persue something better like speech writing ^^

Rena: Oh Komiyan-san!!!!
Komiyama: Rena-Chan! EWW!!! GIRL!!! Get it away! COODIES!!!

Lan: This is it Lan! We\'ll have to defeat Gospel here and now!
Megaman: I\'m ready! Battle Routine set!
Gospel: -Burps loudly-
Lan:...
Megaman:...
Gospel: Throw it in reverse for thirst, ya\'ll!


[Edited on 1-9-2004 by Mike]

I\'ve only got one, because I\'ve been playing FFX and got annoyed with that know-it-all.

Maechen from FFX: \"...what?...I dunno!\"

Monkey Island

Pirate: What be yer name, boy!

Guybrush Threepwood: Mind your own buisniss you nosey basterd.

MegaMan 7, ShadeMan\'s Stage end.

Bass: Damn, I was careless to lose that easily!

MegaMan: Uh-oh, here comes ShadeMan!

*ShadeMan appears*

ShadeMan: Tea-time! Hurry now, don\'t dawdle now, boys!
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Wind Waker

Pig-Lover: I HATE PIGS!

Link: You needed pigs.

Pig-Lover: That one\'s farting!


Note: I love pigs!

*MegaMan & Bass enter the boss room for tea*

[Edited on 7-9-2004 by Kiryu]

Sepheroth: I do say Cloud, why dont we hug, and have a nice cup of tea!
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Wild Arms 3
Virginia to party:Screw you guys, im going home.
Party:But
Virginia:Uh-uh. Screw you guys, home.

Well, I might as well join in on this.

Samus: Why do I go around saving worlds? What did they ever do for me?
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Lan: Well, I better start on my homework.
MegaMan: What are you talking about? We should go Virus Busting!

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Link: Hello. AAAH! I can speak! It\'s a miracle! Thank you!!!

Ive got one

Sorry Dr. C.... Wait heres one

Doctor Cossack *this one* \"*SWEAR WORDS, INUENDOS, SYNONYMS OF FECES,FEMALE ANATOMY,CANDY CORN*\"

[Edited on 11-9-2004 by Slipknotflunkie]

Sonic: Marry me Amy
Amy: I would never do such a thing
Tails: Would you marry me Amy?
Amy: HECK NO!
Knuckles: What about me?
Amy: Now I would marry you
Tails and Sonic: .....DIE KNUCKLES!!!
Knuckles: *bolts off and begins to fly*

MegaMan: Lan, I arranged a challednge to beat the #1 Netbattler!

Lan: Really, who is he?

MegaMan: Bread!

A Megaman thing fused with a thing called,All Your Base Are Belong to us.

In A.D 2101,War Was begining.

While In a Ship,Dr.Light and Protoman were relaxing,but then someone threw a bomb at their ship.


Dr.Light:What happen?
ProtoMan:Someone set up us the bomb.We Get Signal.
Dr.Light:What!
Protoman:MainScreen Turn on.
Dr.Light:It\'s You!!
Megaman:How Are you gentleman!!All Your Base Are Belong to us.Your are on the way to destruction.
Dr.Light:What you say?!
Megaman:you have no chance to survive make your time.Ha Ha Ha Ha....

Dr. Wily: I think I\'ll give up trying to take over the world and try to get a Noble Peace Prize.
Megaman: I think I\'ll go blow up some random thing and see why the Robot Masters did it so much.
(Few minutes later...)
Megaman: Mwahahaha. I shall be the strongest!! Hey Bass, lets go on a killing spree!!
Bass: Nah. I think I shall go bury my nose in a book for a while.

[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Enix1]

Megaman:what\'d I do with those plans for an impregnable fortress??
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Wily:what happened to those plans for that do gooder robot??
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Megaman:wait a minute.....where am I gonna get a Skull THAT bIG!?!?!.....*looks to Jimmy Neutron*


Navi:Link!!...Zelda is in trouble!!!!!
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Link:ahh...who cares, she still owes me 900 rupies........
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Navi:oh.....oh well, less go watch the lost woods burn.

Tidus: What in Spira is Blitzball??
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Wakka: Hey look! Hooked on Phonics!!
~10 years later....~
Wakka: I do say old chap, you look smashing.
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Tidus: Hey look! A giant walking, talking blue kitty! Aren\'t you just adorable....
Kimahri: You know, if you weren\'t on Yuna\'s good side, I would smite you on this very spot.

Hah, thats a good one doc

Some random person: look, its Enzan, the #1 netbattler!

Netto: *^$@!! I saved the world countless times!! Where is my glory?!

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by Master_Tiger]

MASTER HAND IS A BUNCH OF KIBYS IN A GLOVE. :D:D

That doesn\'t make any sense. All those \"KIBYS\" would tire out the same way the regular one does.
I always thought he was symbolic... like, all the characters are really little figures, and the Master Hand is a kid fighting them with his hand. I know I use to do that with my Z-Bot figurines all the time.

sonic: why should I get the #$%^%$# chaos emeralds.
That reminds me in super smash brothers melee notice that when master hand blow up tiny kirbys are falling out.:rolleyes:

[Edited on 18-12-2004 by bboy88]

Raditz and Goku sceane when Goku achieved SSJ4.

Raditz: Join me Goku with your Power and My really long hair that makes me look stupid we could conquer the Universe!

Goku: Can I blow up the innocent people and anialate Goten, Gohan, Chi-Chi?

Raditz: NO Chi-chi is cute and Gohan and Goten could also join us to help.

Goku: But I want to blow them up.

Vegta and Broly in an argument.

Broly: I want to be best friends with Kakarot!

Vegeta: No I want to be best friends with Kakarot!

Broly: NO ME!

Vegeta: NO ME

Continues until Gohan blows them up to shut them up.

Baby from DragonBall GT walking to Goku to control him.

Baby: I am the all mighty Baby! mwahahaha. ( trips and scrapes his knee) Waaa Waa Waa I want my momie!


[Edited on 6-1-2005 by Proto]

Super Mario:Luigi,I saw you with Peach.
Luigi:Um,That was not Peach,It was....um.
Mario shoots Luigi in the head.

Mario:Astalavista,Baby.

Peach:What did you do to Luigi,Him and I had se......
Mario stabs Peach in the head.
Mario:You cheating son-of-a-!@#$%

[Edited on 30-12-2004 by SuperMilkChan]

MGS2:

Coronal(sp?): ((Imay misquote this a little)) I heard that the stuffed worm is good with flap jaw space on a tuning fork with Hiri Kari Rock!! I need scissors! 61!

((out of no where)) Really IM in bad shape financially. I pay my ex wife divorce payments along with some other stuff. Sorry I had to make you pay for lunch.

Viewtiful joe

Capt. Blue: Once you defeat me, you shall learn all my powers and strength...

Joe: What powers? All you do is float around and eat. *points at Capt. Blues protruding stomach*