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Evitron
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Ganondorf Battle, Take 1

Link: SAYAAHHH-
*Megaman walks in*
Megaman: Is this the Megaman VS Bass set?
Ganondorf: No, this isn't the @%&*ing Megaman VS Bass set!
Director:....Damn.

Ganondorf Battle, Take 2

In the middle of the battle

Link: Why are we fighting?
Ganondorf: Yeah! Let's go get drunk!
Navi: YAAAAY
L&G: Not you.
Navi: Awww...Why? *starts jabbering on*
Director: *whispering to person* This'll be a secret ending.
Person: *nods*


Or, the poster formerly known as Pri- I mean, rockmaniskool.

Smirnoff
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Megaman X 5 blooper reel

Signas battle

Megaman: Zero? what happened to you?!

Zero: get out of here! as soon as you can!

CRASH! KABOOM!

Megaman: OH MY GOD! ITS SIGNAS!...the flying peanut?

Director: CUT! I WANTED SIGNAS THE GIANT ROBOT! NOT SIGNAS THE GIANT PEANUT!

Mega X.exe
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I posted a few over at Gamefaqs for Majora's mask so...


Link: Today I make my stand Majora, today we fight, and you die.

Majora: Give it your best shot! You cannot defeat me!

Link: Destiny is on my side Majora! Now feel the wrath of Termina!

*puts on Fierce Deity mask*

Majora: That light! What's happening!?

*Link turns into a cow*

Link: Moo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Link: Destiny is on my side Majora! Now feel the wrath of Termina

*Transforms into Oni Link*

Oni Link: When warriors join they are unstoppable. Majora, the clock has stopped ticking for you. Have fun in Hell.

*Raises sword above head, grip slips and sword bonks on head*

Oni Link: X_X

Majora: ...I...think...I win...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SkullKidMajora: Look above you, if that can be stopped then stop Oh mighty Hero of Time...If you can

Link: Fine, I will.

*Link Plays the Oath to order*

...
...

...
...

*Nothing happens*

Meanwhile, in the Bar of the holy Deities:

Four Giants are all Drunk...

Giants: Oh hai-di, dai-di, dai-di, dai-di… dai-di, dai-di, dai...

~~~~~~~~

*Plays Oath to Order*

Four giants arrive and hold up moon.

Link: Game Over Majora

*Inexplicably, one of the Giants gets an arm cramp. Drops moon, everyone dies*


Meanwhile...


Giants: Oh, hai-di, dai-di, dai-di, dai-di [harmonizing] daaai-di, daaai-di, daaaai!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Link: My name is Link...uh...anyways, you killed my father prepare to die!

Majora: Have you been drinking kid?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Majora: Navi never told you about your parents

Link: She told me you killed them.

Majora: No Link, I am your-

Link: yeah yeah, Father

Majora: No, Ganondorf is your father, I'm your mother

Link:...0_0...
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I had an idea for more.


Happy mask man: In AD 2101 war was beginning.

Navi: Somebody set us up the bomb

Link: What?

Navi: We get signal! Main screen turn on

Link: It's you

Majora: Greetings, how are you Gentlemen? All your base are belong to us.

Link: What you say?

Majora:You are on your way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time

Ha ha ha ha

Link: For great justice, take off every Zig
---
Oni Link: You're powerful Majora, but let's step this up a little shall we?

Majora: Huh?

*Oni Link goes Super Saiya-jin 3*

Majora: What the hell..?

SSJ3 Oni Link: KAME...HAME.....HA!!


Cut!

Drunken Giants: Oh hai-di, dai-di, dai-di, dai-di… dai-di, dai-di, dai...


*The hai-di dai-di stuff is a tribute the Irish drinking song game on Whose line is it anyway?

[Edited on 9/12/2004 by Mega X.exe]


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BladeMan.EXE
Just A-Lurkin' Now
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Tales of Symphonia

Execution in Palmacosta Blooper

Colette throws chakram at noose to cut rope. Misses.

Woman being hanged: Help... me...

Colette: Oops! Sorry!

Director: Alright, let's try this again before she dies. Aaaaaand, action!



MegaMan Battle Network 1

Battle with Life Virus

MegaMan: MegaBuster! *fires MegaBuster*

Life Virus: Arrgh! Can't take another hit!

MegaMan: M- (forgets lines midsentence) Mirai heto navi wo tore!... (continues to sing the full version of 'Kaze wo Tsukinukete' while Life Virus dances)



To Mega X.exe: Those were hilarious! I laughed (I mean loudly, Parents-thinking-I've-gone-insane laughing) at the first three or four. Make more! Please! I haven't laughed like that since Ryan hit his head on the neon light on Drew's desk on Whose Line! I'm not kidding!

[Edited on 12-9-2004 by BladeMan.EXE]


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My deviantART

~Dwarven Vow #4~
Don't depend on others. Walk on your own two feet.
^ Apply the above to video game help unless you have no other choice.

"94% of all teenagers have tried drugs at one time or another. If you are one of the 6% that haven't, put this message in your signature."

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Mario:Who are you, pasta-man?

MegaMan: I'm your FATHER!!!!!

Mario: Mama mia!

*I type "Pikmin 2" with my elbow, and Crus Crawfish and Gold Armor X appears*

Crush Crawfish: Turtle, face my WEAPON!!!!!

Bowser: What is it?

C. Crawfish: Spinning yo-yos of death.

*Bowser laughs, and I type "Dr. Sloth" with my elbow*

Dr. Sloth: Ya know, a f***ing lobster!

C. Crawfish: I'm a CRAWFISH, YOU CUCUMBER!


*C. Crawfish kills Dr. Sloth*

Director: Cut, cut cut! Don't kill Sloth yet!

*I type "bad dudes" and those Nepet monsters appear*

X: Whats this? I hate you all!

Bad Dudes: Yeah? What Gives?

Vile: Spark Mandrill, show them what gives!

*Spark Mandrill kills the Neopet Bad Dudes*

I'm making another one later!

[Edited on 13-9-2004 by Kiryu]


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1954-2004
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Tomahawk
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(Megaman 6 - Blooper of Mr.X being defeated)

My plans for world domination have failed

But I still have enough power to destroy myslef... (That didn't sound right)

[Yes I know, it probably sucks, but hey, it is something]


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Mega X.exe
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The great thing about those is that I didn't write them at once. The first one was made in early August. I wrote them as I got ideas. I did think mine were funny, but when you see what I was comparing...

I also ommitted the first one for it's extra disturbingness.


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Tomahawk
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(Megaman X vs. Overdrive Ostrich)

Megaman X: SO, we meet again Overdrive Ostrich

Overdrive Ostrich: Indeed, hey, what do you call a person getting kicked by an Ostrich?

MMX: I don't know, what?

OO runs to X

OO: Same as always

MMX: AhhhhAHhhhhhhhhAhhhhhAHhhhh (MMX4 death scream from X)


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Tomahawk
Maverick
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(Megaman and Tengu Man)

READY

Megaman: Here I am, the last room of the fortress! Now who exactly is the Robot Master I am fighting... And where is he?

Mysterious Voice: Heh, so you finally made it!

MM: Whaa!?

(Megaman and Bass boss battle theme and RObot Master does intro)

MM: TENGUMAN!

Tenguman: Hmph. Surprised to see me?

MM: What are you doing here?

TM: Oh you know, causing chaos and destruction where ever I can, killing anyone who stands in my way, the usual.

MM: Well, I came here to stop you... again!

TM: HMPH. so you think you can defeat me, the ALMIGHTY TENGUMAN.

MM: The Almighty Tenguman... Youve been defeated twice before

TM: Oh yeah, well my new power upgrades have caused me to become the strongest Robot Master in existence. Now, prepare yourself.

(The ending is off subject and TM forgets to fight MM because of some distraction, so MM and Astro Man play Old Maid for a while.)

The end.


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Tomahawk
Maverick
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Fire Man meets Gas Man

Fire Man: *Sigh* What a boring day

Gas Man: Hi I am Gas Man, Wily's newest Robot Master

Fire Man: Oh God, please stay away...

*BOOM*


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Tomahawk
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Cut Man and Blood Balloon Man

<Balloon being filled with air noise>

<Balloon being filled with air noise again>

<Balloon being filled with air noise again>

<Cut Man steps back two steps>

<Balloon being filled with air noise again>

Cut Man:OHH God!!!!!!

POP

Wily: That's the last time I create blood balloon man!


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Mike
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No double posting, use the edit button.

~-From .hack//Infection-~

-Spoilers-

Aura: It's coming...

*Skeith appears behind her, and raises his hand to Data Drain her. Instead a bunch of confetti pops out of his bracelet.*

Aura: What the f***?
__________________________

Aura: The power it holds can bring forth either salvation...

*Looks around*

Aura: Line?

Director: Or...
__________________________

Aura: The power it holds can bring forth either salvation or destruction... At...

Aura: Line?
__________________________

Aura: The power it holds can bring forth either salvation or destruction, at the whim of the user.

Orca: Wha?

Aura: It's comin...cowma...

Director: Coming...

Aura: Curing... Cueing...

Director: Coming... Say it with me... Cuh

Aura: Cuh

Director: Ming...

Aura: Ming...

Director: Coming.

Aura: Chow Mein.

Master_Tiger
The MIB Goku
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MM X 7 blooper, hm...well here goes.


*Iris walks past zero*
Zero: Iris?...Iris!!
Iris: Zero...
*iris and zero move closer to each other*
*a beam of light surround Iris, and molds into Axl*
Axl: HAH! Got ya fool!!
*minutes later Axl runs past X*
Axl: AAAHH!!, Run for you life! Zero is going insane!
X: what? again? thats the third time this week!


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MMX4 Sigma Blooper.

Sigma: I WANT TO KILL YOU, X!

X: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh!

Sigma: IN CROUQET!

X: ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhh

*Sigma takes a cigar and smokes it*

Sigma: LETS PLAY CROUQET!

X: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Too scary!!!!!!

*Sigma kicks X off the couch and turns off the TV, blaring Carnasaur 3*

X: Alright, lets get to the pudding green!

Sigma: Its puTTing green! Learn.
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MegaMan 8 Sega Saturn ver. blooper

MegaMan: CutMan? I thought you died, 3 times!

CutMan: No way, I didn't want GutsMan to get those cameos! I threw him off production!

MegaMan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*WoodMan comes*

WoodMan: What gives? Rock, are you stumped? Sorry for the punny joke, I HAD to make it!

*GutsMan's theme plays*

DiveMan: NapalmMan, move it!

NapalmMan: KHANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
=============================

Ganon vs. B-Gas Cannon MegaMan

MegaMan: I'll kill you, green man!

Ganon:..........

NapalmMan: KHANNNNNNNNN!!

Ganon: Shut up, purple man!

*MegaMan kills Ganon*
===============================

I'm making another one, after someone else posted another one


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I am Zero.......

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Slipknotflunkie
Rok H.S Flunkie
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kiryu
MMX4 Sigma Blooper.

Sigma: I WANT TO KILL YOU, X!

X: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh!

Sigma: IN CROUQET!

X: ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhh

*Sigma takes a cigar and smokes it*

Sigma: LETS PLAY CROUQET!

X: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Too scary!!!!!!

*Sigma kicks X off the couch and turns off the TV, blaring Carnasaur 3*

X: Alright, lets get to the pudding green!

Sigma: Its puTTing green! Learn.
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MegaMan 8 Sega Saturn ver. blooper

MegaMan: CutMan? I thought you died, 3 times!

CutMan: No way, I didn't want GutsMan to get those cameos! I threw him off production!

MegaMan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*WoodMan comes*

WoodMan: What gives? Rock, are you stumped? Sorry for the punny joke, I HAD to make it!

*GutsMan's theme plays*

DiveMan: NapalmMan, move it!

NapalmMan: KHANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
=============================

Ganon vs. B-Gas Cannon MegaMan

MegaMan: I'll kill you, green man!

Ganon:..........

NapalmMan: KHANNNNNNNNN!!

Ganon: Shut up, purple man!

*MegaMan kills Ganon*
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I'm making another one, after someone else posted another one



Off Topic:Gee thanx for Giving BlueSilver Credit for the Khan joke.......But then again people like to take credit for themselves, ahh anyways.......

On Topic:
Director:AND BOKTAI SCENE 36 ACTION
Dark Boy:*shoots at Solar Boy, Misses*
Solar Boy: WTF?*shoots at Dark Boy*
Dark Boy:*dew dew dew dew*
Director: Darnit Django thats the THIRD DB we went through, THIS WEEK!!!And for the record he's SUPPOSED TO SHOOT YOU!!
Count: Vat?Deed I mees Django making an ass of heemself again?*whispers* good thing I keeled his father othavise, I would have keeled him!!
Director: What are you Talking about?Your an actor,not a vampire
Count: Maybe I am, or maybe I am.....
Director:Your so fired Django!
Django: Hey Help me out Otenko
Ontenko:Man!!I help you enough in those smelly dark dungeons, god what are you worthless, man I'll bet your father yelled accident when you were born
Django: But I thought you said you traveled with my father??
Otenko: Maybe, just once but we were young and .....oh I mean I didnt pry into his personal life!


*swears alligience to clean undies*Corrupted Mr.Prog in MMBN1 " All your Base are Belong to us".......God I Love Cameos
Why I have that particular Avatar:" Hey Man Dont Roll around in that Kerosine" me~"Ill do what I wanna do!" My smoker friend~"Got a Light?" me again~"Oh Sure *lights a Match* OHHH GOD IM ON WATER......ER.....FIRE!!"
Rok High School "Because We'll teach those kids no one else wants to"

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Mortal Kombat

Jax to LIU KANG:SHUT THE @#$%

Megaman to Jax,Liu Kang:Is this a megaman game?

Liu Kang:Little boy blue does this look like a megaman @#$%ing game.

Jax:Yea Blue Boy GET THE HELL Outta HERE!

Megaman:OH HELL NO,I DID NOT JUST HERE THAT S#$%

*Megaman blasts Liu Kang And Jax into space*

Neil ArmStrong:YAY WE ARE GOIN TO DIE

Liu & Jax:ios that....



*BOOM*

Neil Armstrong:OUR BEAUTIFUL HEADS


ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

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Blooper of Kirby
==================================
MegaMan: The Fountain of Dreams?!

Kirby: Yeah, Nightmare is invading anytime.

MegaMan: Wow...

NapalmMan: KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!! I'M NME'S STRONGEST MONSTER!!! ROARRRRRRRR!!!!

*Insert cheap gasping noise*

Kirby: *Sucking a Napalm Bomb up* I'm Napalm Kirby!

MegaMan: Oh, no, Crush Crawfish and Bowser!

C. Crawfish: where's Red Lobster?

*MegaMan points to the left*

B & C. Crawfish: Thanks!

*They fall, insert cheap laughing noise here.*

MegaMan: *Shooting NapalmMan* its not WORKING! HE'S GOT RABIES!

To be continued, after this bathroom break.


s8.invisionfree.com/Kirby_X

All your muffins are belong to us!

1954-2004
Happy 50th Birthday, Godzilla!

I am Zero.......

gojistomp.org/forum
Follow the glowing link to find a GREAT Godzilla Message Board!

VincentValentine
Silent Nightmare
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Final Fantasy 7:

Cloud: Lets Mosey!

Cid: God %#^$ing damnit Cloud!!!

~CUT~

Director: Stop being a wimp.

~TAKE 2~

Cloud: Is this....holy?

Megaman: Nope.

Cloud: Who the hell are you?

Megaman: ......

*Megaman runs away*

~CUT~

Director: Security!!

*The security tackles Megaman and shatters his spine*

~Take 54~

Aeris: Cloud...I want to know you.

Cloud: But...I'm right here.

Aeris: I want to know.....you.

*Dynamite is thrown in through the window*

Aeris: Hey, what's that?

BOOOOOM

~CUT~

Director: Who killed my actors damnit?!?!

Megaman: PHWEE!!!

*Megaman X runs away*

Director: You're making me angry, you wouldn't like when I'm angry.

~Take 1,096.56~

Cloud: WAZZUUPPPP!!

Sephiroth: WAZZUUPPP!!!

Tifa: wazuuupp!!!!!!!

Hojo: Wazzuuppp!!!

Megaman: Would you people shut up!!!!

Tifa: %@$^#%^&

Cid: ^#$&%^&#&**%#%#^

Barret: %^#$^#^$*&$&$&

Megaman: umm...

Sephiroth: #^$&$@%@$&&#^$%&^#$^@%@%#^%^&*$%^#

Megaman: AGGHHHH!!!

*Megaman runs away*

~TAKE 320,875.9764 1/2~

Cloud: Aeris, NOOOO!!!

Sephiroth: Now you have no girlfriend cloud, so kill yourself now.

Cloud: AGGHH!!

*Megaman runs away*

~Take -450~

*Cloud walks in*

Yuffie: You said there'll be action so I brought 1000 condoms!!!

Cloud: When I said action I meant fighting..

Yuffie: oh.

[Edited on 17-9-2004 by VincentValentine]


"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."
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Evitron
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Metroid Prime Battle Scene

Samus: DIE YOU @#$^$#@ING-
MP:Since when can you talk?
Samus: Since Now.
MP: By the way, Samus, you are actually a-
Samus: Don't tell me, save it for Metroid Fusion!
MP: Oh, right. Damn. Well, I am a-
Director: For the love of God, save that for MP2:E! Damn! Stop telling everybody the friggin' #@@#$% #@$@% spoilers! God! What da hell is wrong with you??? *starts endlessly cursing*
Samus and MP: ...o.O...-.-;
Link: Hi!
*Samus annihilates Link*

o_o


Or, the poster formerly known as Pri- I mean, rockmaniskool.

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Master Of All Pikachus
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Megaman:Hey Roll.....WHAT?!?!?!?!?Roll,did you steal the last donut?!?!
Roll:*with donut stuffed in mouth*Nwah-Uh.
Bass:Hello my fellow.......WHO the heck are you people?!I mean,the blondie has a donut lodged in her yapper,and you won't stop yapping!!
Megaman:Bass,get out of heeeeeeeeeeeeere!*kicks Bass*
Bass:Looks like my mirror of charm blew up agaaaaaaaaaaain!*bing*
Roll:*swallows donut*Oh megaman!*runs to kiss him*How may I thank you?
Megaman:By having a breath mint,and going away.
*Zero walks in with a giant peanut costume.*"Hello one and all....I am Zero,supporting the Skiffy-In-A-Jiffy make-able peanut butter.Would you ladies like a sample?
Megaman:LADIES??!?!!??!*kicks Zero*Good bye!
Director:You weren't supposed to kick him!You had to make him deafeat you!
Megaman:OH YEAH?!?!*kicks director*Bye bye!
Roll:Can we go?!
Megaman:Yeah,let's hit Dunkin Donuts on the way to find Dr.Light's presents.
Roll:Yes sir!
(note:this is story like...I like it!:P)
Megaman:Your*chomp*wrath will end*swallow*Dr.Wily!*urp*Heheh..'scuse me..
Wily:Ok...
Megaman:*hits Wily with buster*
Police:Good work Megaman!
Megaman:Eh?Oh,ok....
Roll:My hero!
Megaman:*hold contract*No way.
Roll:My super awesome BRAVE hero of them all!
Megaman:Waaaay better.
Pikachu Master:*steals donut*Nice work Megsies..
Megaman:Thanks
The end!


Crap....I got Pokemon Sonic-itis..

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GTA: Vice City blooper.
===================================
Tommy: WTF? Get out, lobster!!!!

C. Crawfish: I'm a ROBOT CRAWFISH, jiggly
meat-bag!

*C. Crawfish kills Tommy*

Pedestrians:YAY!

Director:Shut up!
===================================
Kirby Blooper 2

N.Man: I GOT RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!

MegaMan: Ewwwwwww. I need to Soul Unison!

*Kirby merges with MegaMan and gets "KirbySoul"*

KirbySoul: Prepare for Copy Buster!

*KirbySoul fires*

K.Soul:No effect?

N.Man: USELESS!!!! RABY TIME, BABY!

K.Soul: Wow...

Mr.: You get Napalm Laser!

K.Soul: Thanks!

*K.Soul Unison MegaMan kills NapalmMan*

Director:AND, CUT!


s8.invisionfree.com/Kirby_X

All your muffins are belong to us!

1954-2004
Happy 50th Birthday, Godzilla!

I am Zero.......

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Follow the glowing link to find a GREAT Godzilla Message Board!

Dark Assasion Zero
Master Assasion
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Mario and Luigi are in a car and Luigi is driving, they are driving someone in the back.

Mario:Hey you back there do you want some pasta?

Luigi:He doesnt want pasta Mario. How about some chinese.

Mario:YOU CRAZY! YOU CRAZY!*Starts punching Luigi.

Luigi:Watch it!

*Car crashes into a building.*


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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VincentValentine
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Megaman: I bet you can't get a lucky 7!!

Cait Sith: I bet I can!!!

*Cait Sith throws the dice and numbers appear over Megaman's head and he falls to the ground*

Cait Sith: Uh oh.

[Edited on 18-9-2004 by VincentValentine]


"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."
- Vincent Valentine

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X: Argh! Stupid fucking TV!!!!

Zero: Quiet! I'm watching my soap!

Axl: I'm watching my action movie!

X: damn you all!!!!!
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Kirby and MegaMan X Crossover Blooper
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Kirby: So, you're a robot, right?

X: Yeah......

Kirby: Is Zero a girl? I mean, he has boob-lights.....

Zero: Shut up! I'm watching Scrubs here!

Kirby: All right...

Aila: Can someone fix the shower here?!

Douglas: Again? This is the 4th time!

Signas: Where's Vile?

Kirby: Up your butt?

To be continued!
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Sailor Moon Vs. Zero

Zero: Hello? Anyone? Back to Scrubs....

Sailor Moon: WTF? Who are you?

Zero: Zero......

*GyroMan walks in*

GyroMan: What the fuck? Who are you, meat-thing with jiggly boobs?

Sailor Moon: Bolt head!

*Zero punches GyroMan*

Zero: I want to fight you!

*TenguMan appears*

TenguMan: Sweet! Free-day!

*TenguMan steals the wand-thing-nama-jig*

Sailor Moon: Hey!

*Zero kills Sailor Moon*

Zero: BORING!!!!!!

To be continued


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Mega X.exe
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dark Assasion Zero
Mario and Luigi are in a car and Luigi is driving, they are driving someone in the back.

Mario:Hey you back there do you want some pasta?

Luigi:He doesnt want pasta Mario. How about some chinese.

Mario:YOU CRAZY! YOU CRAZY!*Starts punching Luigi.

Luigi:Watch it!

*Car crashes into a building.*


You litte plagirist, that's from Perfect Kirby


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Pikachu Master
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Pikachu Master:*pokes Megaman*Can I eat Roll?Her name sounds like Cinnamin Roll?
Megaman:Go ahead.
Sora: Pikachu Master,I read your e-mail!Ha ha!A cookie!Kevin's awsome
Pikachu Master:Chuuuuuuuuuu!
Sora:H-have a n-nice d-day.
Pikachu Master:Thought so.Hey Zero!Why are you a peanut?
Zero:I dunno
*sailor moon walks in*Anyone seen Tuxedo Mask?
Pikachu Master:Heh...*urp*No.....
Sailor Moon:Really?
Pikachu Master:Shut it,Sailor Moron!
Sailor Moon:You hurt my feelings.*waaaaaah!
Pikachu Master: Down the well.*throws Sailor Moon down the well.*
*sailor Jupiter walks in*Jupiter Thunder attack!
Pikachu Master:Thanks for charging me up!*throws Sailor J down the well.*"Have fun!
Megaman: Donut?
Pikachu Master: Don't mind if I do.
Bass:Ahem.Alas,young ladies?How about a double date?There is enough Bass to go around.
Pikachu Master and Megsies:Shut up and go awaaaaaaay!*both use their attacks.A frenzy of MegaBuster bullets and sparks flying around Bass make the ground explode.
Bass:What did I do wroooooooong?!?!*bing*

Pikachu Master and Megsies:Awseome work,dude!Let's hit the donut shoppe!
Pikachu Master: Donut Delties?Hmmm....I don't know......But....Ok!A double fudge ice cream'd be good.
Megasies:Allright!!Heroes united for free food!I like that!:miam:


To be weirdly continued:P

[Edited on 18-9-2004 by Pikachu Master]

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[Edited on 18-9-2004 by Pikachu Master]

[Edited on 18-9-2004 by Pikachu Master]


Crap....I got Pokemon Sonic-itis..

VincentValentine
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Cloud: ........

Vincent: .........

People: ........

Vincent: .........!!!

Cloud: That's right vincent.

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*When you first meet Vincent*

Vincent: (Getting up) Get the f*** out of my f***in' house!

Director: CUT!! Vincent you're hanging around Cid to much!

Cid: What the f**k are you f**in' talkin' about.

Vincent: Oh Hyne you're right.

Cid: Hey!


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So, my hai-di-hai stuff became somewhat of an inside joke in the GFAQS topic. I did get one more written though
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*Link fighting Majora's Wrath*

Majora: Looks l win "Zero" of Time. Ha ha ha ha!

Link:...Not...q...qu...quite...y-yet...

Majora: Oh, really?

Link: Not....while I...have my friends...behind me.

Majora: How touching.

Link: You won't win ever again!

*Deku Link, Goron Link, Zora Link, FD Link all appear*

Majora: Care to test that theory?

*Majora charges*

*All the Links deflect.*

Majora: Time for my ultimate attack!

*Attacks*

Link: Don't you learn? As long as my friends are here, you can't win. Right guys?

*Turns around*

Link...guys?

Majora: *charging at Link* Hahahaha!

Link: Oh hell n-!

MEANWHILE

Deku, Goron, Zora, FD Link: Oh, hai-di, dai-di, dai-di, dai-di [harmonizing] daaai-di, daaai-di, daaaai!-


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*On the set of MegaMan-9, MegaMan and Bass prepare to do battle.*

Bass: This is it, MegaMan! The FINAL battle!!! Once and for all, we shall see who is, indeed the strongest!

MegaMan: I don't want to fight you, Bass, but I knew this was destiny! We couldn't avoid it for long, now prepare yourself!

Bass: HAAAAH!!! *Goes SRW-3*
(SRB = Super Robot Warrior.)

MegaMan: YAAAAH!!! *Goes SRW-3*

*The two have a HUGE flashy battle in the skies, tearing up the city and leaving scorch marks on the ground. Eventually...*

Bass: DARKNESS FINGER ATTACK!!!

*Bass tears of MegaMan's head.*

Bass: !!! HOLY SH**!!!

*MegaMan falls lifeless to the ground. A group of men in black suits enter the area.*

Bass: I.... I killed him...

*One of the men walks up.*

Man1: No you didn't...

Bass: Huh? What's going on!? Did Wily send you!?

Man1: This will just take a moment. *Waves.*

*Some men in lab coats quickly rush in and re-do Bass's armor.*

Bass: AGH! Let go of me! HEY! Stop that! OW!!! HEY!!!

*The lab men leave and Bass looks down at his new red armor, along with the long blonde pony-tail he's been given.*

Bass: WHAT the... What'd you guys do to me!!!???

Man1: Good.

*The Lab-men bring in MegaMan-X, and rebuild the entire city.*

X: Where... am I?

*The man puts on some sunglasses. The rest behind him do the same. He pulls out a pen and points towards a strange bulb on the tip.*

Man1: If you'll just look right here for a second.

X: Huh?

Bass: Right...

*FLASH!*

X: O_O...

Bass: O_O...

Man1: *removes his sunglasses, then turns to Bass.* Your name is Zero. You lead a group of Maverick Hunters formerly led by Sigma, who went maverick. And now you have to hunt him down.

Bass: RIGHT!! *Goes.*

Man1: *Turns to X* Your name is MegaMan-X. You were discovered by Dr. Cain, and all reploids were built based on your design. You feel bad that Sigma went maverick and want to hunt him down to protect the humans.

X: Oh yeah! *Rushes off.*

Man1: ... Excellent.

*The man turns around and starts to walk off, The rest turn and do the same. On their backs, a finely printed logo reads "CAPCOM".*

[Edited on 4-11-2004 by FlareMan]


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