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Nevermind. Well, I graduated from 8th grade today. I only got one award, for being the nost artistic. All the popular smart kids were called up for awards around 20 times!:eek: Scary. Heh, Variable graduated too! It\'s too bad NONE of our principals could EVER pronounce his last name right! LOL! Yeah, I had a few laughs, even though it was boring. That Retarded kid Jeremy was stupid. He graduated. He has to be told to do things like a dog! He can\'t work by himself! His award was \"Class Singer\" and he can\'t even talk right! Him, singing? I seriously doubt it. It\'s people like him who should be dragged into the road, and shot! Really! It will put him out of his misery of know nothing-ness!

I lost my Science book near the beginning of the year, and I was now charged $50, and I went up to Mr. Lantz, and I said, \"Mr. Lantz, do I owe you $50?\" Strangely, he replyed \"No, don\'t worry about it. I\'ll handle it.\" So, I wasn\'t charged! I was thrilled. My mom would have killed me if they had to pay $50 for a text book!

From here \'til next year, we can only talk about \"FREAK STUFF THAT HAPPENED AT YOUR SCHOOL IN THE PAST\" I might have more stories, but I do tend to be VERY forgetful, unless it\'s MegaMan Related!:lol:

my school was tooken over by aliens and the aliens poop all over the place and filled the school with s*** and then i shot them all dead with my shotgun :madgo:

Ok, well, Mr. I did the impossible, this is a SREIOUS topic, and if you continue the nonsense, I will report you. That is NOT what this topic is about. We are talking about REAL things that REALLY happened at our schools. Now, back on topic.

I was on the bus, holding the \"Insane Clown Sigma\" mask I made. There was a retarded girl behind me, who was in like 11th grade. I put my mask on, and turned around. When she saw me, she screamed and freaked out!

[font=Trebuchet MS]A fake bomb outside the school.[/font]

Well, you all seem to lead...interesting lives, certainly nothing as entertaining as that ever happens in my Public School. we did have a kid in my school, though, he was a real smart@$$, the usual snobby jock, but he got his comeuppance(sp?). He was riding home from school one day, he rode in front of a car at an intersection, and the car pulled out just in time to clip the kids back wheel of his bike. I, being the compassionate person I am, checked to make sure that he was all right, but as soon as enough people were gathered to make sure he was safe, I tore out of there laughing.:lol: The only reason it happened was because he was showing off how much faster he was than everyone else, and got careless. He deserved it.:lol:

IN the first day of school it was exciting cool and well....cool! until I went into my class room to find that last years bullies were in my class I was so p**st off that when they came to pick on me I pulled out my shot gun and killed them all and thats how I am ultaman today!(if il et them pound me I would be dead man e.x.e)
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but truth is boring in the cyberworld!:cry:

fine then truth....ok these two girls were at the door next too the fire alarms they were playing around until one pulled the alarm they ran and Iwas the closest to the alarm so they thought i did it that was my most messesd up day in school!:cry:

There\'s this one kid at our school... he\'s one of those wannabe skater emo kinda people. Well, he was trying to hit on some girl, and he said bye to her while crossing the street. Then, he got hit by a car. HARD. I was standing near where I could see him perfectly flipping in the air and land with a crunch. It was pretty funny, actually.

I go to catholic school, only because the public school system in my state isn\'t worth anything. Well, this may not seem like much of a big deal, but nothing much ever happens at my school. This year a fight broke out on the bathroom wall. Some dude who was an atheist(born and raised that way). Being that it is a catholic school and dumb@$$ football players reign supreme, they began saying things like, all atheists are gay, go have sex with you\'re boyfriend, so on and so forth. Once the administration found out about this, they simply spray painted over this, at least four times before the writers gave up. I nearly wrote something to defend the poor guy, but I decided against it, those jocks wouldn;t have the brain power to listen to my voice of reason anyway.

Nothing wierd happens at my school exept this kid screeamed S***t in front of my teacher she is a bitc*.The kid almost got suspended:lol:.

OMFG! Heh, I just remembered! On the End Of The Year Trip, Mindy was cuaught with a

Nothing REALLY bad happens just some random small stuff.
Well one of them was good I guess....
Kids from the public high school up the street tagged the new building with grafitti, it was ugly though, it would be so bad if it was really nice kind but it wasn\'t.
When this play reahearsal was going about shakespeares \"twelfth night\" this guy out of nowhere pops up on the stage makes funy faces and noises and runs away, wth?!
This is the one that was pretty good in my opinon, an hour after school starts a bomb threat was declared so they had us all leave and clear the area, we stayed outside for the rest of the day which was 5 hours, they find out later that it was a prank by someone.
Not very intresting huh?
My schools pretty dull though....

It seems like most of the new students that come to our school (population 300 students.. that\'s Elementary, JH, AND HS in one facility) come straight from juvenile hall. We got one kid (We called him Doobie Doss) who looked like he could have been 24, smelled crappy, wore nasty clothes, and, was caught with a loaded pipe in his sock, and a bag of weed in his locker.

This kid was getting off the schoolbus, and, the second he got into his yard, he lit up a cigaweed. The school counselor tried to stop him, and Doobie\'s dad came out and threatened her. He\'d come to school so high he\'d stab himself in the leg with a pen, and feel nothing. He\'s gone now, thank God.. x.x

Whoa. There was one time, I was in gym, in the locker room to be exact. Some big kid ran up to me, stripped naked, and repeated smacked me with his underwear. He chased me through the gym room like that.
Another thing is, I was in math taking a test, and two older kids ran through the hall screaming \"DAARRR!!!!\" really loud. My math teacher, who is almost a hunch back, ambled over to them and gave them a detention.
Here\'s something I did in my 6th grade study hall before:
I ran on top of the tables, one end of the room to the other. I didn\'t know the teacher was right in front of the doorway, and his face got so red, he looked like he was going to explode. I got a saturday school.
There\'s this one little short kid, and he\'s always bragging about how drunk he is, how high he got, how many times he gets laid, and how many detentions he gets. Want to know what award he got on the last day of school? \"Honorable student award.\" that basically means you behaved, and got no detentions at all. I almost laughed my head off.

Oh yeah, the teacher\'s found a condom in the High School Senior parking lot.

Yeah, you don\'t get much excitement really. An uneventful place really.

Dude, Condums are ENCOURAGED at my school! And, of coarse, I hear the High School has those machines. Life around me is scary. I like to stay isolated in my room.....

LOL! Nah, I chew plastic. Actually, I hear that in high school, we get to chew gum and wear hats! And I\'m going into the 9th grade! Woohoo!

A kid in our school once put a condom on one of the drinking fountain nozzles.. it was unused, thank God... as for the whole high-school sex thing.. I think the teachers like to pretend it doesn\'t happen, until it comes out in the open.. then they just gossip.

At my school one kid tried to blow our principle up he put a like quarter stick of dynamite in the office and to bad but the flame went out. I\'m on the football team and most of us make out in the halls constantly but since we are the stars we don\'t get yelled at ha.

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Man, you guys have some pretty f*cked up schools! Not much happens at my school...hmmm...*trys extremely hard to remember something* Yaaa!!!!! *head explodes* The only weird thing is the fact that someone wrote Bi*ch on da wall. And it was a secluded wall, too, so not too many kids saw it...

Well, this kid named Zachary was going to punch me, then a girl named Lina ran up to me, normally, this is weird, but it says itself, she didn\'t state why.

5th grade P.E: *Scottish accent mode* This-not-so-wee girl named Rebecca, the silent type, speaks in curse words had a live scorpion, the scorpion\'s tail sting had the velocity of the Loch Ness Monster\'s bitin\' speed, the scorpion stung a student, and the Lassie was expelled from Gloria Floyd Elementary! She was the un-sweetest girl, when she was called to the main office, I said \"Back to the Loch, ye Maggot!\"

Question: Cossack, are accents allowed?

[Edited on 27-8-2004 by Kiryu]

Ok, this is something gay we helped make last year!

MOSAIC!

LOL, Mine is on there, and it says \"I am bot a fish! I am an octapus! I slap with all eight legs!\" They didn\'t let us make our own, they gave us guidelines...

Damn, the web is so big, but there are hardly any good deer isle pics!

Ok, the bus company switched, so now my bus is new, and an old hag drives it! She can barely speak! We have speakers through the bus so she can use a mike to tell us to shut up! She doesn\'t know about highschool honor! All these lil kids were up back, in the back seats! I said \"Listen, you gotta move. I\'m older than you, and I can kick you out!\" And the kids wouldn\'t listen! It\'s like they own the damn bus! Now we got the back, but all the lil kids pile infront of us and annoy us. They need to be put in their place!

LOLOLOL! My friend was sitting on the metal bleachers, and the fat Kalynn sat down on then too! The bleachers sides went up, it was rediculous! I tell ya, she is fatter than yo momma, and there\'s nothing she can do about it! She don\'t even want to get skinnier!

Ok Last Year me and my teacher started fighting right in class but the thing was we started to fight cause a kept making fun of his lesson and him.Heres the reason.He Has a mole on his neck and his big creepy forehead.I started saying S%^& having the word mole and he knew i was talking about him.this is what happend


Mr.Mole: (I called him that everyday at school)Mr.Navarro,Do you have something to say to the class?

Me:No but theres a mud spot on your foremole and you moleneck.

Students laughed for some reason.

Mr.Mole:Well do you want to go to I.S.S?

Me:No but i want you to take a bath cause the mud spots are still there.

Mr.Mole:Just shut up*hits my head*

Me*Stand ups and kicks his stomach*

MOLE*punches my stomach*

We start to fight until schools over



NEXT DAY


I snuck in the classroom and got a marker went to the borad and wrote


TODAY I WILL CUT MY MOLE OFF BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOOBS


I went to a closet hid in there and waited for school to start


Mr.Mole was there but did not look at the borad.

Instead he looked in the closet and saw me

He looked at the borad and knew i wrote the message


I was put I.S.S for 1 1/2 months




[Edited on 14-9-2004 by yousmelllikecrap]

Well, it sounds to me like that was a very insensitive, highly rude thing for you to do, and you were more than deserving of the punishment you got. I can understand disliking a teacher because they\'re bad at teaching, or biased, or really dumb, but... for some little physical thing like that? That\'s not something wild and crazy.. that\'s you being a jerk and getting rightly punished. Grow up.

There was this one time I got looked in the libray. Man, it was freaky. And I was only in grade 2. But the really scary thing about it was it friday the 13th, and my friend Tyler, he told me to hurry up because he was saying \'\'hurry up! i\'m gonna shut the door on ya!\'\' and i\'m like looking for that one book so he gos and shut\'s the door, and then I try to open it, but, it didn\'t! So I start freaking out yelling \'\'I DON\'T WANT TO DIE!!!\" so tyler runs to the princeable and then they go to the janitor, but the janitor was in the washroom, and I had to wait A freaken hour till I could get out! XD I\'m telling, it wasn\'t fun...

And then there was this one time a kid at my old school, his name was Ken, and right after math, me and my friend see him run out the school door outside, with nothing on but his underware, getting chased by an 8th grader with a towle around him. o_0;;;