http://www.dumblaws.com/

So dumb. Check out your state's laws!

I've found some very funny ones...

Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Hmm... Well, some just can't handle it, luckily for men, it doesn't matter if you fall asleep or not

Daytona Beach Laws
The molestation of trash cans is banned.

Does anyone do that?

Quitman Laws
It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road

I always thought that was a joke...

Caramel Laws
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Heh...

Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Wow... beating your wife is legal, only once a month....

Soooo many, but I can't list them all. Look for yoursel at the site.

[Edited on 17-9-2004 by Zera]

LOL!! I checked out the Dallas, Texas one (The city I'm in) and I just laughed my head off. Whew, I never knew there were rednecks in the politics.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:, I can't stop, its funny! :rofl: You can't catch crabs in a city! I can't give them money...... I'll check the International Laws to see Japan's laws! I'll post some here!

EDIT: I checked Japan's laws.... one: NO age consent. (Repealed in 1999, to 13, I think....) PM me what "consent" means.

[Edited on 18-9-2004 by Kiryu]

New Jersey Laws that are dumb


#1. You may not slurp your soup.

#2. It is illegal for men to knit during fishing season.

#3. It is illegal to frown at a police officer.


These are completely and utterly dumb laws. Yet, somehow they're very hilarious for some reason.

In Florida:

It is illegal to tie an aligator to a fire hydrant;

If two trains carrying equally important cargo meet at an intersection, both must wait until the other has gone before continuing;

In Miami, it is illegal to sleep in the streets between the hours of 1 and 5 in the evening;

In Orlando, you may not leave your car or turn it off while on the freeway. Even if rush hour has you stalled for miles.

More of New Jersey's dumb laws

#4. It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6:00 p.m uless the customer has a note from his/her doctor.


#5. Noone may annoy someone of the opposite sex.

#6. It is illegal to get drunk and annoy people in your house.

Crazy laws
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The fine of waving a gun in Columbus is higher than that of shooting the weapon. (Hmmmmmmmmm)
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This may be a bit offending: Its illegal of anyone of Chinese descent to live in America.
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Ohio's CRAZIEST law ever: Its illegal to fish for whales on a Sunday(!)......
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This is interesting: In Key West, chickens are a protected species(!).

I hope nobody here goings to Greece. One of their laws are:

All electronic games are banned.


Also, in China, there are three VERY dumb laws. Here they are:

You may only have one child, or you will have to pay a fine.

Persons may only bear one child or risk paying a substantial fine.

To go to college you must be intelligent.


Stupid, but funny, yet sad.

I'm not sure if this is true, but my friend says there is a law somewhere, that you can not talk to squirrels.

LOL!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


That's dumb and funny. It's dumfunny!!!!!

*stops laughing*why can't they talk to squirrels?

[Edited on 09/12/04 by corte]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

LOL! thats where i live (florida)

*although that is a good law...i dont think Id like seeing a man in a strapless gown)

Aww man its a good thing I live in Toledo Ohio, Its Illegal to throw snakes here, if I moved to Cincinnati , I'd be unable to "try" new things with the ladies because Anal intercourse is banned.

In our town, there used to be a law that if there was an African-American man out after dark, you could hang him.. it was removed from the books once discovered.. One of those shameful old by-laws from back in the day that was simply forgotten.

here are a couple in florida i think are the funniest:

1: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

2: It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.

3: "It is considered an offense to shower naked"

In My area....

1=You may not step out of a plane in flight. (OBVIOUSLY)
2=It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts. (HUH? Then where the hell do you park?)

I can't remember what state this one was in, "You may NOT have sexual relationships with a porcupine" WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS WOULD DO THAT!? God, the people these days must be VERY stupid, if they need to warn them about THAT!

In one state, Barbies are banned, due to stereotypical development, of being a rich jerk, with a guy.

LOL! Heh, I dunno if we can post dumb bumpersticker quotes, but oh well! You will fal out of your chair laughing!

A cat by any other name is still a furry little hairball that shits behind the couch.

Normal people worry me Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it

uys are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicap!

Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!

Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Mature people read the spoiler only!

wait a sec....:eek: ive been breakin the law for 16 years! oh no! the government is here!

OMFG! WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY!?

Here's a lesson in spoiler for you.......

Those laws are stupid.And Kiry,you gotta know what lol means....You are scary when you say that...Well,I don't know any funny laws.....Still,I agree with Kiry.DAMN YOU FRENCH!!!!Why did you take over damn canada?!?!?!?I'm done.Hey,this dude's:cool: blind!

Man this is SO much funny, I guess I`ll search some in my country too.:lol:

I truly resent that last line Doc, don't take the ideas of a few n00bs to mean anything about the US majority idea.

Texas law:

You have to cover your school books with Walraven book covers.

Now imagine will you, Texas senators sitting there then one gets up. "Lets make a law about book covers!"


[Edited on 1-10-2004 by Ned Flanders]