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Topic: Oh lord... Chain Letters for GOD now...
This is awesome lol

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Wind, take not that this does not represent the majority of Christians. This is just a reverend on crack.
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When I manage to figure out just how stoned the guy was, I\'ll get back to you.
Man...
Rooster? Crowing? What in the hell?
It\'s pretty sad that guy will go to these lengths to get money. Why doesn\'t he just tell the truth?
*Throws all his money at the Rooster Man.*
He\'s onto something I tell ya. This guy knows what he\'s talking about. The roosters and the sundowns and such.. It all makes perfect sense~
[Edited on 2-11-2004 by Gutter Mouth]
Hey, Thanks. I had fun typing and formatting it to look just like the original letter... no I didn\'t, it took me forever. And since my computer is so damn faulty, there\'s always the possibility that IE will randomly freeze while I\'m typing it, AOL will randomly \"cause errors\" and then have my entire post be deleted when I press the submit button and it says, ~\"You are not signed in,\"~ (~\"\"~ = approximate quotes), because AOL had to restart, and then I have to retype the whole thing, although at least in this case I wouldn\'t have had anything to forget, or that the entire computer will randomly freeze for no reason and have to be restarted, or that it will turn off when the slightest bump hits just about anywhere in the room and messes up the power cord, which can\'t seem to plug into the computer right. Fortunately, none of that happened this time, though, so I didn\'t have to retype the whole thing. And I don\'t like it when I have to type something long, unless it\'s coming striaght out of my head without having to search for quotes or a way to respond or looking off of something, then I don\'t mind unless it gets deleted and I won\'t be able to type it in the same way. But I just thought that it was so funny when my biological mother started reading it to me after she got it in the mail, that I just had to type it out and post it, the formatting is just something I do. And Mega, it\'s not just some crazy guy, Rev. Ike in Jesus is an actual Christian orginization, they\'re sending out these mailings, I guess it\'s a whole organization of crazy people! Oooh, Christian cult suicides, I wonder what we could do with that... (don\'t worry about me, I don\'t care if you\'re if you\'re Christian, as long as you\'re not pushy about it, and you don\'t have a problem with people for being gay or liking porn) They\'ve got Bible quotes and testimonials, too... \"Thank God I sent him back to you as soon as I did... Within two weeks I got a check for $67,826.191!... I didn\'t want \"bad luck\" by not giving my Tithes and Donations...\"
That\'s right, give me $20 or the ROOSTER imbedded in your brain will cause it to implode!, and God will hate you! We must get that ROOSTER out of your head. And rememeber, it\'s not a rooster, it\'s a ROOSTER! (Although I\'m still wondering how a piece of paper can crow... ) (or the many other mistakes in this paper, like the fact that if you return it before sundown tommorrow, then you\'re not returning it today... )
...Yeah don\'t believe me, ask.
[Edited on 11/30/2004 by Pikachu!]
[Edited on 12/23/2005 by God]
Oh, SHUT UP! Your on crack? What a nut case!
Yeah, that letter is VERY strange. Sounds like some poor hobo wrote it, heh.
Do I look like I'm joking?
I didn't want to have to do this, but.....
Read Me!
Random Guy: Who are you? What planet are you from? Who is your leader?
Me: Dude, it's Toast...
Random Guy: Oh...Hello, Toast! Take me to your leader!
Quote of the Week... "Butter Toast! Hello Chicken!"
Quote of the Month... "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Exciting"
The capatilization and the mentioning of the \"RASCAL ROOSTER\" and \"BLESSING ROOSTER\" come off as just a little incredible.:lol:
But seriously, I wonder who he\'s gotten with this?:P
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An email to people who don\'t know their bible. Preying on people\'s ignorance. How wonderful...
Notice that the sender never mentions what the money is going to be used for? Oh, did it mention that the address to send the money is my address? It will benefit the \"Breakman-Needs-New-Games\" fund.
oh! im gonna burn in hell without donating! oh! so you mean I got to church and I got to hell anyway?!
oh my god I hate these letters, and when I get them I send a hate letter back to that individual telling them off and tormenting them
This is BEYOND lame! I mean, come on! Like I\'m gonna believe that crap? It\'s like saying, \"Oh, I\'m a dumbass, and I\'m gonna give you my money for this lame purpose, so here is my money! Oh, did I mention that I am a dumbass? Yeah, D U M B A S S!\" I mean, I used to go to Church because my parents made me, and I don\'t believe in god, yet I STILL know better than that crap!
:rofl:
Do I look like I'm joking?
I didn't want to have to do this, but.....
Read Me!
Random Guy: Who are you? What planet are you from? Who is your leader?
Me: Dude, it's Toast...
Random Guy: Oh...Hello, Toast! Take me to your leader!
Quote of the Week... "Butter Toast! Hello Chicken!"
Quote of the Month... "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Exciting"
As I tried to say before, this email has a 99.9% chance that the sender has nothing to do with a religious group. The sender is preying on people\'s \"weaknesses\" to take their money. Sick, really.
You know, church doesn\'t assure your getting to heaven...:D;
Anyways, it seems extremely unlikely that this man was really sending this for religous purposes. If he really knew that the \"ROOSTER\" was so evil, he wouldn\'t charge a $20 fee to remove it.:rolleyes:
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It is NOT an e-mail and it IS an actual organization. I highly doubt, however, that they actually believe the shit they\'re sending. They also say the donations are tax-deductible (and give a tax ID number). It\'s a damn organization, okay? Look. www.revike.org I find it intresting that the guy on the paper is black, but the guy on the website is white.
And it\'s mewgirl and Pikachu! not Mewgirl and Pikachu. If I wanted it capitalized, I would\'ve capitalized it. You at least Wind, should know that. Great. Thanks. Now I won\'t be able to join the other board.
[Edited on 11/14/2004 by Pikachu!]
well i still dont give.
he can do...what ever the devil middle aged men do these days...to raise $$$
But, then others look at him like a lifeless moron, insearch for the meaning of life.....
Do I look like I'm joking?
I didn't want to have to do this, but.....
Read Me!
Random Guy: Who are you? What planet are you from? Who is your leader?
Me: Dude, it's Toast...
Random Guy: Oh...Hello, Toast! Take me to your leader!
Quote of the Week... "Butter Toast! Hello Chicken!"
Quote of the Month... "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Exciting"
In my opinion, it\'s a terrorist moron who ate a christian bible who is using his intelligence to get money for a terrorist attack. Or replace \"terrorist\" with \"priest on crack\" and \"terrorist attack\" with \"church revamping\":P
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Yeah, thankyou, I got a little upset because I sounded like an asshole, and nobody was paying attention to me, and I had to join the board like this instead of normally, and I get really upset every single time my software messes up and deletes entire e-mails or posts (or EZBread just does it itself), which easily could\'ve happened. Plus it took as long to format it as it did to type it, it was formatted in the original post. And then I got a little upset again \'cause all he did was edit the original post that no one would be reading any more. And the comments I made on it were mine, too, Not that anybody cares. But really I\'m not an asshole, if I was I wouldn\'t be one of Wind\'s three closest friends. So... please don\'t hate me?
[Edited on 11/14/2004 by Pikachu!]
[quote]Originally posted by Pikachu!
Yeah, thankyou, I got a little upset because I sounded like an asshole, and nobody was paying attention to me, and I had to join the board like this instead of normally, and I get really upset every single time my software messes up and deletes entire e-mails or posts (or EZBread just does it itself), which easily could\'ve happened. Plus it took as long to format it as it did to type it, it was formatted in the original post. And then I got a little upset again \'cause all he did was edit the original post that no one would be reading any more. And the comments I made on it were mine, too, Not that anybody cares. But really I\'m not an asshole, if I was I wouldn\'t be one of Wind\'s three closest friends. So... please don\'t hate me?
[Edited on 11/14/2004 by Pikachu!] [/quote]
NOO! Say it isn\'t so!!....
Just kiddin. Anywho, don\'t worry it happens to the best of us.
Yeah... kinda mentioned it on purpose. lol....Thanks, Mega.