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The Force--let alone common sense--was definitely not with them.

Two British Star Wars fans sustained critical injuries after constructing their own lightsabers from fluorescent light tubes filled with liquid fuel.

According to British media reports, a 20-year-old man and his 17-year-old female friend were filming a mock duel in homage to Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith, the latest chapter of George Lucas\' record-breaking franchise.

The duo were reportedly emulating one of Sith\'s key battles, a lightsaber clash between Ewan McGregor\'s Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen\'s Anakin Skywalker.

The two Brits suffered severe burns when their homemade sabers exploded. The two had been videotaping their clash. They have been hospitalized at Hemel Hempstead in Hertfordshire since the accident Sunday.

Aside from fiery accidents, the Sith craze is being blamed on a string of robberies. In separate incidents in Illinois and Florida, dark side-inspired crooks wearing Darth Vader helmets are being sought by police on assault and robbery charges.

Meanwhile, in other Sith-related news, federal authorities have shut down online file-sharing network Elite Torrents. The network had Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith available as a download hours before the film even bowed in U.S. theaters on May 19. Officials for the Justice Department and Department of Homeland Security said users of the site had downloaded Sith more than 10,000 times in its first 24 hours of availibility.

Still, the online leak hasn\'t hurt Sith\'s bottom line, as the film broke all kinds of box-office records, including a Chewbacca-size $50 million on its first day of release.

All told, the film has raked in nearly $183 million domestically, per BoxOfficeMojo.com, with the lucrative Memorial Day weekend looming.


Exploding Lightsabers..... Neat.


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:lol: That\'s just priceless. I think it was the Darth Vader helmets that amused me the most.

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Interesting... Just so you know, I was wearing the Vader helmet. I\'m pretty rich after that bank heist! Shouldn\'t have said that...


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I was wondering when that story would come up. And I thought that Star Wars nerds are supposed to be smart 0.o


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They do have actual lightsabers. These guys were just morons.


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And I thought that Star Wars nerds are supposed to be smart 0.o


No, that\'s Star Trek fans, not Star Wars. ^_^


It\'s funny (yet sad) about the story. But making real light sabers isn\'t new. I would like to try. I\'ll just not use \"fluorescent light tubes filled with liquid fuel\". B)

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I know. They\'re idiots. Who would light a flourescent tube? At the very least, the glass will smash when they hit them together and it will go all over their faces.

Why do they think that they use computer generation in the films?


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Meh. Try using something more durable. I always had this idea for a translucent garden hos material. Oh crap!!! PATENT PENDING! Really!


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This reminds me of a certain site that has (among other ridiculous things that couldn\'t possibly do what they say for sale) so-called \"real\" light sabers for sale. The thing is, the site has been around for several years and it\'s still updating. Are some idiots actually buying these idiotic \"inventions\"? You know what, I\'m not going to even post the link so those people can get more potential customers.


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As long as entertainment media is around, there will be always idiots who try to replicate them.

Just remember all good ol\' stories about little boys who would tie a towel around his neck and try to jump off the roof of his house yelling \"I\'m superman!\" or \"I\'m batman!\"


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But that\'s just stupid; Batman can\'t fly! :lol:

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*Jumps into room with a towel around his neck*

Oh yeah? Twenty bucks says you\'re wrong.

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Idiots like these are the reason we have children\'s costume advertisements with the words \"WARNING: Garment does not enable user to fly\" on the bottom.. x.x


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Are you serious? Costumes say that? xD

[off topic]Another ironic product label I saw once was a warning on a fire extinguisher that said that it was not flamable.....I would hope so. [/off topic]

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Oh, thats the comedy and richness of idiots and their inventions...then again...maybe I should\'nt have tried to make a fuel rod cannon...but at least I didn\'t hurt myself with it. As for the article, BAH! The people who imitate these things are morons, morons make up 86.3 percent of the population of Earth...soo....expect alot of people doing things like this.

[Edited on 30-5-2005 by Megaman Masta]

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Did you see the one where the guy tried to decapitate the other guy (it thinks) with a plastic lightsaber over costume arguments outside one of the theaters on opening night?

...Or was that posted here?

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This reminds me of a certain site that has (among other ridiculous things that couldn\'t possibly do what they say for sale) so-called \"real\" light sabers for sale. The thing is, the site has been around for several years and it\'s still updating. Are some idiots actually buying these idiotic \"inventions\"? You know what, I\'m not going to even post the link so those people can get more potential customers.

MAN, are people stupid, putting glowing fuel, what did they do, light the fuel on fire in the tube? Or was it just fuel that glowed under normal circumstances?

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But have you seen these \"real\" lightsabers. If you\'re talking about the same thing that I am, they\'re pretty cool. To light up, it has a plexiglass tube with a green flourecent light inside, and it looks real, also, in the handle, there are servo motors that sense when it\'s moving and makes the sound when it moves, plus it senses when it impacts and makes the clash, and keeps the crackle going when it is held up against something.

Personally I would buy one if I had $150 bucks to drop on it, however, I\'m saving for a new computer and I just bought Mezmerize.



[Edited on 4-6-2005 by the_dreamer36]

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FLOURESENT TUBES?! How stupid can someone get? was there a break out at an isalium? god.


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[quote]Originally posted by the_dreamer36

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This reminds me of a certain site that has (among other ridiculous things that couldn\'t possibly do what they say for sale) so-called \"real\" light sabers for sale. The thing is, the site has been around for several years and it\'s still updating. Are some idiots actually buying these idiotic \"inventions\"? You know what, I\'m not going to even post the link so those people can get more potential customers.

MAN, are people stupid, putting glowing fuel, what did they do, light the fuel on fire in the tube? Or was it just fuel that glowed under normal circumstances?

*OFF TOPIC*
But have you seen these \"real\" lightsabers. If you\'re talking about the same thing that I am, they\'re pretty cool. To light up, it has a plexiglass tube with a green flourecent light inside, and it looks real, also, in the handle, there are servo motors that sense when it\'s moving and makes the sound when it moves, plus it senses when it impacts and makes the clash, and keeps the crackle going when it is held up against something.

Personally I would buy one if I had $150 bucks to drop on it, however, I\'m saving for a new computer and I just bought Mezmerize.



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Yeah, I heared them advetised as prizes on the Star Wars ep II- Jump-on-bandwagon. They were interviewing Ewan McGreggor about Starwars and they gave him one. He said that they were very good, except that the handles were too big and too clumsy to use. But other than that, they were good toys. I suppose making them thin is quite hard, otherwise they would have done it by now.


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haha, i wanna go rob a place with a darth vadar helmet on :P that\'d be fun...ny


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I\'ve seen two of \'em at the movie theatre. Really nice looking light sabres. Everyone else had the cone version that pops up. ^^;


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I\'ve got a lightsaber..and it\'s red, the color of EVIL!

I loved reading this article though, it was hilarious, definite Darwin Award thing. I did stupid stuff like this when I was 5, I wouldn\'t do it now.

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Okay, someone post the link please, I know someone who\'d want one... not that he\'d think they were \"real\"...