OK, Dan da man, please stop with Heel\'s Arsehole stuff. Seriously.
Anyways, I lead a very isolated life, mainly because all my friends are on the other side of the friggin\' planet, and everyone I know(locally) are royal idiots. Stupid, immature, and sick. I dislike it very much.
Let\'s start with the youngin\'s(0-9)-
Very immature
Swear a lot
Lazy
Careless
My cousin (Tutuman) is a prime example. He\'s matured a bit, mainly because he got his computer taken away from him, yet on the phone he says \"F U MUTTAFUGRR! I FUGN HAT U!!!1) and presses the 0 button constantly, so I refuse to call his house anymore.
Now, the preteens(10-12)
Lazy
Careless
Offending
Swear a lot
Don\'t care who you are, they hate you anyways
Stupid
These people are annoying and stupid, I have many of these people in the trailor park I live in, and I\'m the only civilised, 3-quarters decent person there. I don\'t expose myself to \"Spongebob\" or anything cartoon-ish. I watch Steve Irwin, The Science Channel, Discovery, Animal planet, and a few comidies here and there to keep myself from becoming too strict with myself. These kids however don\'t care at all, and I dislike that. I had a 10 year old asking me to buy him ciggarettes. I don\'t smoke, drink, or anything like that, but I said \"NO! You better clean yourself up, or I\'m going to report you to the police.\" He replied with \"GO F*** YOURSELF!\" and got a few of his buddies(They were around 16 and 17) and they hit me a few times, so I just pulled out my phone when I got home and called the police.
Next, and worst- the teens themselves.
Snobby
Lazy
Careless
Swear every other word
Smoke pot and drink
Wear baggy clothes and smack you in the face 4 times with an empty can of Raid(It\'s happened to me)
Form huge gangs for nothing
Become hookers
Get hookers
Disregard their parents in every way possible.
These kids I loathe. They\'re amoral and stupid. I got hit with a can of Raid four times when I was walking home from taking a walk(I need to stay fit). One came up to me the other day asking me if I wanted to join his \"gang\". I turned it down, and about 14 of them came in from the woods and beat me really hard.
Strangely enough, all the good kids are the same-
Read a bit here and there
Well balanced life
Good parents
No gangs, just good friends
Don\'t smoke or drink
Don\'t get or become hookers
Are nice and polite
Don\'t swear
Mature
These are the kids I want in the world. They are \"the perfect kid\". But we don\'t get many of those. Instead we get amoral dolts.
Now, I am going to end my longest post ever, with the infamous Soccer Mom-
Beechy
Strict and careless
Too leniant to their kids
Snobby
Give their kids everything
Spoil their kids
I don\'t like these people. I saw a kid a week ago screaming \"I WANT A F---ING BARBIE DOLL!\" to her mom when she was in the mall(Nice place for echoes, I heard it halfway down the mall so I ran to go look what it was). Her mom got her 3. The kid wanted 4. The kid cried more, and got 4 MORE dolls. The dad had another idea- don\'t get one and smack the kid. The mom protested and yelled. Luckily, they got kicked out of the mall.
Crikey.